Lex Luthor

mac n cheese and mashed potatoes
vyvanse and vibes

[Lex Luthor @ALRule]

fucked up my knee snowboarding NYE so drowning my sorrow in alcohol and drugs to ring in 2026

[Katya @katya_zamo]

“Oh my gosh how old is she???”

*Holding up the baby*

“She’ll be fourteen thousand weeks in January”

[chad @chasedbywasps]

when papa john's slogan was "papa's in the house" that was so scary to me. you do not have permission to be here

[Lex Luthor @ALRule]

hunter biden on twitter has made life worth living again

[Sam Ro 📈 @SamRo]

Best video I've seen in my life and it's not even close

[⚕𝐕𝔦𝔱𝔞𝔩 🐦‍⬛ @CorvoVital]

Clavicular after 10 years of looksmaxxing

[Chris @citehchris]

hi hunter biden would you like to go to chilis with me, my treat

[NotLizBrody @NotLizBrody]

5 inch inseams babyyyy

[Lex Luthor @ALRule]

messaged my old therapist to get an appt and had said “not sure if you remember me” and she hits me back with the “of course i remember you!”

i’m going to guess it’s bc i make her laugh and not anything else

[josh @night__gallery]

a lot of people will never be able to listen to m83 midnight city in the context of the year it came out it felt like anything was possible and summer was forever

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love the word "interesting" cuz it's so chaotically neutral

[Lex Luthor @ALRule]

would like to scream into an abyss plz and thx

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

cuntwrap supreme

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Getting sent home from the bar in an uber by your buddy after trying to deadlift the pool table

[Lex Luthor @ALRule]

literally fucking km

[Lex Luthor @ALRule]

wuthering heights is wrecking me gd

[Lex Luthor @ALRule]

tarot girls are making their rounds again, so ig I’m back to being delusional 🤪

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

Welp! There go Jasper’s plans for the evening!

[Lex Luthor @ALRule]

ending up on paranormal TikTok before bed is crazy work

[jane doe ♱ @dustbnuy]

the only right thing to do when you have a crush is to kys

[Lex Luthor @ALRule]

putting exclamation points after every sentence in an email and not giving a fuck about it anymore !!! who cares !!! nothing matters !!!