Alexandra

[mel ⚔️ @ilouvrep]

mel king with her lava lamp

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Josephine. She's currently in a senior sploot. Which is how you sit when you are wise and distinguished enough to not care what anyone thinks. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ruby. She is patiently waiting for dinner, minus the patiently part. 12/10

[Alexandra @alsavagliooo]

@karenaleigh_ Receipts!!

[Alexandra @alsavagliooo]

@karenaleigh_ Im in this tweet

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Noodle. He has been a constant source of joy for millions, by sharing his prediction for the day in the form of “bones, or no bones?” Yesterday, Noodle passed away peacefully at the age of 14. He was so loved by so many. It will now and forever be… a bones day. 15/10

[Alexandra @alsavagliooo]

@karenaleigh_ It was me

[Alexandra @alsavagliooo]

@karenaleigh_ damn

[Alexandra @alsavagliooo]

@karenaleigh_ Is it me

[Crumbl @crumbl]

please, this is my emotional support box of Crumbl Cookies 🥺

[Crumbl @crumbl]

The thing about me is I always think I deserve Crumbl Cookies. Something good happens? I deserve Crumbl. Something bad happens? I definitely deserve Crumbl. Nothing happens? Sure, let's get Crumbl.

[megan @MeganAnnD]

4th of july is cancelled this year due to a shortage of independence.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Gus. And these are his four favorite teeth. Just brushed them this morning. You can even smell his breath if you want. 13/10 that's okay we believe you #SeniorPupSaturday

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

i love when pets lie down & cross their little paws, like oh i didn’t realize you were so classy

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

when I find a typo in a book I become absolutely riddled with demonic power

[Alexandra @alsavagliooo]

#GoJays

[Spc @sp_ceii]

me: can i get a ticket?
"for what movie?"
me at the window:

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

At this point I prolly got 15 different villain origin stories. All I gotta do is choose one when I’m ready