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[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

You want it your way but il have it mine

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

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@Gatwick_Airport this is a disgrace! Calling a woman a prostitute because he can’t do his job properly!

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

Breaks my heart that I am so poorly I am sleeping on the sofa and my boy that has slept through the night since 3 weeks frequently wakes up looking in the bed for me crying 💔

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

@thisisheart please could you tell me what song was playing on your station on 4/8/23 at 9:33am my son was born on this date and time and I was so terrified I can’t remember the song 🤣all I could think was please watch where that knife was going when he was singing 🤣 pls help

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

Imagine Apple actually stored photos of your face every time you unlocked your phone… like could you imagine

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

Personal triggers include miss-match tracksuits 💀💀💀💀

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

Imagine an immigrant that got refused citizenship twice due to being a sex offender. Then gets citizenship and acid attacks a mother and two children goes on the run and when he finally gets arrested and is let out on bail. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

Why do people feel the need to stand up your arsehole in a shop. Back uppp

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

How do people have their kids in bed by 6? My kid was splashing up the front room chilling in the bath at quarter to 10

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

@shanallwrightX We love you more

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

Why do Tesco sell a box of unscented wipes but not scented ones? Like who wants a smelly kid

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

How do women with kids have a flat stomach and no stretch marks? Like wtf where did that baby grow because I’m written off

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

Just wana Dyson air wrap

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

My boy went to bed at half 9 😫 I miss him so much

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

Did I just cut my hair with sewing scissors? Yes I did

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

Do I cut myself a fringe

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

Walked In smyths to pick up an order n walked out with more toys 😭🤣

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

My baby had a canula put in his hand and still managed to smile at the doctor 😭🥰 oh my boy please stay this precious

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

They need to make a Calpol flavoured drink like those little size

[al salvatierra @alsavvy96]

@shanallwrightX Love you so much xxx