Alpal

Don't ask me for a fucking booth

[Alpal @alscauri]

Happy Sunday everyone! Except you Tomi Lahren, fuck you

[Alpal @alscauri]

@matt_keltos Alternative to cigarettes

[Alpal @alscauri]

@seenbean You'll be dead by the time that construction is done boyyy

[IVORY ELLA @shopivoryella]

incase anyone was having a bad day, here are two baby elephants in a kiddie pool ☺️☺️

[Alpal @alscauri]

Thought I booked an appt to have my hair cut lmao actually booked for a balayage

[Alpal @alscauri]

@morganjoycexo Maybe try tea tree oil! Also, I use herbalism from lush and it is amazing

[Alpal @alscauri]

@tinaayanaa My heart hurts

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

The Titanic (1997) https://t.co/HzrqlKBlg4

[Alpal @alscauri]

@amaliajeanne @amaliajeanne

[Alpal @alscauri]

@KathleenGraceT Way

[Alpal @alscauri]

Chuck schumer just spoke at my sisters graduation and I think my dad had a fucking heart attack

[Alpal @alscauri]

@corso_emily Wait then it wasn't me haha I never see you but I always blow the stop sign by you

[Alpal @alscauri]

@corso_emily Sorryyyy :( probably me

[Alpal @alscauri]

My grandma said I don't have the funds to go to school... BITCH NO ONE HAS THE FUNDS