Alex Roberts

They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.

[Alex Roberts @alscrobs]

Does anyone know if I have to cook my Dettol on a spoon before I inject it or is straight from the bottle fine? #injectingdisinfectant

[Alex Roberts @alscrobs]

@NobbyNobinson @Spikey_Hunny @ChazzerEvans You think we’ve had socalism in wales for 27 years Jesus Christ you’re thicker than the shit the actual government of the last 27 years pumps into the sea

[The National @ScotNational]

🎶Absolutely amazing scenes in Wales as Plaid Cymru leader Rhun ap Iorwerth - set to be Wales's first pro-independence first minister - is interrupted by an impromptu rendition of the Welsh national anthem

[Mike Riggs @MikeRiggs]

I have thought a lot about the red button-blue button question, and I would still push the blue button because I’d rather be dead than live alongside *only* the people I’ve seen argue for pushing red.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Jeremy Clarkson complains about no village Doctor, no village shops, no village schools, no bobby.

This is the same Jeremy Clarkson who loves Margaret Thatcher and David Cameron who made all these things happen with their cuts.

They love complaining about what they voted for.

[Jokamundo @Jokamundo]

Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

[Alex Roberts @alscrobs]

@TheShello @scaredseeweed @aryasmercy Its purposely ambiguous and never gets officially addressed likely not but technically you can’t say it’s part of the charm

[Andrew Rousso @AndrewRousso]

the forbidden way to order food

[Source of Boxing @Sourceofboxing]

Jarrell Miller says his barber charged him $700 to install the toupee that got knocked off Saturday night😭

🎥 @breakfastclubam

[Alex Roberts @alscrobs]

@Yorkslrehlker @LizJWalter @Helen07101981 @jomickane Mainly because it doesn’t happen

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Another gem of Matt Goodwin getting cooked and debunked.

"I'd need to look at the data."

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Left: Nigel Farage says that Llandudno's economy is on the edge of a cliff

Right: 54% of those on Conwy (including Llandudno) voted for Brexit

Baroness Humphreys explains what the EU did for Conwy

➡️ Since 2001, EU invested £82.8 million
➡️ Funded 113 projects
➡️ EU funding had halved economic inactivity rates between Wales and UK
➡️ Created 51,000 news jobs
➡️ 14,000 new businesses
➡️ Helping 92,000 people into employment

The reason Llandudno's economy is on a cliff edge is because of Nigel Farage's Brexit

[Alex Roberts @alscrobs]

@SamAnde34532462 @TripleM__7 @imaCODog1 @hasanthehun @LosPollosTV You’re an idiot because you assume that luxury is a thing only allowed in capitalism he’s preaching for a system that all goods luxury or not are made in a system where everyone in the chain gets their fair share and work safely which luxury goods are closer to that than cheapbtw

[The Green Party @TheGreenParty]

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[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

probably a bad idea to reference the hitler song from the producers, but what do i know?

[Alfie | HITC Sevens @HITCSevens]

The Americans are going to turn the World Cup into the World Series at this rate.

As in, they’re the only ones there.

[Alex Roberts @alscrobs]

@douglas_warden @AMaclarne18133 @Joe___Allen No it’s just the billions they spend on propaganda turning idiots right wing against their best interest as they get older works on idiots like you apparently