Allie Shea

[Allie Shea @alshea1]

These sensitive holiday commercials have me choking up ..

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Many psychologists link selfies to narcissism, mental illness and addiction.

[Allie Shea @alshea1]

@kwicks02 she nails the duck face every time 💜💜

[Steven Ertelt @StevenErtelt]

ISIS Sells Thousands of Women for $10 and Feminists are Worried About $10 Birth Control http://t.co/gzSSd2qLoV

[Allie Shea @alshea1]

@carlyduncan917 HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY CARLY!!!!! 😃🎂🎉🎈🎁

[Allie Shea @alshea1]

Um @RobGronkowski why weren't we invited??? @kwicks02

[Allie Shea @alshea1]

WTF is the point of making an appointment at the DMV if they are still going to give you a number and make u wait? The system is 💩

[Allie Shea @alshea1]

Have too many apps open in my brain .. Need to close them and go to sleep like a normal human being

[Allie Shea @alshea1]

Only upside of insomnia... More hours in the day to complete your tasks.

[Allie Shea @alshea1]

Can I be you

[Allie Shea @alshea1]

Iggy Azalea is a 🔟

[Allie Shea @alshea1]

Still haven't come to terms with what we witnessed last night............ @AMterwill @ccstyle1 👬🙀

[Allie Shea @alshea1]

Hey Easton, thanks for cracking both my iPad and laptop screens! 😁

[Allie Shea @alshea1]

My neighbor's rooster is obnoxious .

[Allie Shea @alshea1]

Just cried an actual river watching Heaven is For Real. Great movie.

[Allie Shea @alshea1]

All these homeless ppl with signs that say, "Anything Helps". Going to give the next one I see an application to Waffle House and a pen.