Al Carson-Sheard 💙

Writer. Performer. Ally. Handbag. He/Him Brighton-based Scot. Husbanded.👬Opinions my own (for what they’re worth!) #BLM #LBGwiththeT🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️

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@joebottomley YES!!!

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@Lshire_Laird Yes, it’s quite the accent, isn’t it?! 😂

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@Lshire_Laird 🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉👏👏👏

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@OfficialTracieB Done!

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@mradknight A Red Dress surely?? Or are you cooler than that?

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@jrdzvl WHO even are you anymore?! I don’t need this kind of disappointment on a Thursday! 😂 Well done with giving up the booze - I am sending supportive, alcohol-free vibes through the ether to you!

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@Damian_Barr I believe I shall be trundling along in the parade at some point in an open top bus!

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@jrdzvl Please make your first healthy nutritional shake with this as your main ingredient.

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@jrdzvl She’s got such a brass neck - I’d probably have to just shrivel up and die on the spot. 😂 Plus we’ve already been through Bennifer once this century - did we really need to suffer it again??

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@jkalifornia Ah! My God. Memory unlocked! I took so much care when recording something onto these - they were the most precious things! 😂

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@newplanet You’ve just sent an icy chill down my spine with the words “Magnum Leisure Centre in Irvine”. This should have come with a trigger warning. 😂

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@jrdzvl Fecking bonkers!

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@jrdzvl 17 boob jobs and how many fucking animals has she managed to do away with?! She’s a horror.

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@jrdzvl OMG! I thought you’d just picked a ridiculous number! Sorry, you really have done your homework on this. I bow as always. I don’t know why I ever doubted you. Pulitzer on the way. 😂 #investigativejournalismking

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@jrdzvl Asda? ASDA??! How fucking dare you! I’ll be dollying round Waitrose in this. 😂 I’ve just looked at it again and it looks like the kind of top one would wear to do crack in.

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@jrdzvl It suggested this to me this morning. ASOS, I’m a 52 year old short, fat, balding man. Please be serious.

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@mradknight Are there no other actors? Anywhere??

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@jrdzvl

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@HertsSid Yes! This is perfect.