Alison

we don’t like you. sc:alsn4d

[Alison @alsn4d]

Welcome to my hell of a life. Where karma is best served at every meal.

[Alison @alsn4d]

“Don’t gotta ask me twice, unless I didn’t hear you the first time”

[RUSS @russdiemon]

havin the fuckin time of my life

[Alison @alsn4d]

“It’s okay ur autism is what makes you hot”

[Alison @alsn4d]

Still can’t believe I was able to be apart of this 🥹❤️

[RUSS @russdiemon]

losin control always hits different live

this was last night at the arena in Seattle

absolutely insane

[Alison @alsn4d]

Ever have a duck mock your laugh? No? Me either.

[Alison @alsn4d]

“Is your car male or female” “idk I never asked”

[Alison @alsn4d]

“Jesus are you guys even old enough to be here”
“Are you old enough to be my mom???”

[Alison @alsn4d]

“Give me ur blazing weenie and put it in my bun” “YOU HEARD ME WOMAN”

[Alison @alsn4d]

“You see these *points at eyebrows* it’s a momma caterpillar chasing after a baby caterpillar”

[Alison @alsn4d]

“My dads stripper name is chocolate thunder so I can be chocolate chip” -anon 3/26

[Alison @alsn4d]

@acarson9150 is educating my 3 year old about dinosaurs in my kitchen in case anyone was wondering. That’s all.

[Alison @alsn4d]

“Wyd” “dying in bed” “like possum or rotting” -kf

[Alison @alsn4d]

“I don’t speak lies….unless it helps me then I’ll lie my ass off” -CL 2/23

[your local atheist @versacebigmac]

pickles are great til you’re in one

[Alison @alsn4d]

“I break down daily but that’s being ford tough” -kf 6/28

[Devyn Isaak @DevynIsaak]

I keep my mouth shut because I care about other people but now Ima speak up. You hurt me too damn much and will not continue to do so.

[Devyn Isaak @DevynIsaak]

Please go find your peace and stop worrying about mine.

[Alison @alsn4d]

“Don’t fuck with me on shark week woo ha ha”

[Satan @s8n]

Can you all stop doing dumb stuff for one damn minute

[Alison @alsn4d]

If y’all went to tm and wanna show Earl the janitor some love

My aunt (his wife) is getting open heart surgery this week.
https://t.co/bbScxkGURP