matt 🦆

he/him | opinions are mostly jokes

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

d&d tip: At the start of the game fill your mouth with bees, when someone asks "what's that muffled buzzing noise" open your mouth and let the bees disperse. A clever DM should grant you inspiration. (This usually only works once.) 🐝🐝🐝
#dnd #ttrpg

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

No

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Quiz time

Can you explain why this is happening
https://t.co/nb7w2AeRT3

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

damn, murders didn't even make the list?

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

The point of hobbies isn't to attract the opposite sex, you do you, whatever it is you find fun

But I don't think a lot of men fully internalize how women feel about video games

At the very least, leave it off your dating profile

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

Let's do it, big win for WA tbh

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

10. USA and Australia fit together almost perfectly.

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

@JakeyBoiArts @startplaying 😶‍🌫️

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

@doordashedpizza Good, I am also tired! :)

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

Land-based shark!?

[Surf Life Saving WA @SLSWA]

DPIRD (Fisheries) advise the land-based shark warning system (tower) at Kelp Bed Beach, near Esperance is currently offline. See more: https://t.co/mcZkWiV5p8

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

@doordashedpizza Hi hru?!

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

@doordashedpizza Jake

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

@SynergyInfnity What is 'wokeism' and why is it a problem?

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

changing my name to John Boner

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

@Toxplicity_ If two gay men get married and don't cry, are they straight?

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

Did they flay him?

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

Another Call of Duty streamer's skin getting removed over anti-LGBTQ controversy: https://t.co/PxNRNoAxiQ

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

@bipbiplechu dude this sucks

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

@bipbiplechu Hiiii

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

Kinda been getting into competitive Pokemon but hate using meta mons

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Behold the beautiful Mandarin duck.

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

@hydro74 Skyrim is noted twice, but considering the amount of releases Skyrim has had that's probably not enough..

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

@Toxplicity_ Happy birthday :)

[matt 🦆 @also_duck]

@bipbiplechu JAKE!!!