también amber rose

🇨🇺 first gen. leftist. geriatric millennial. pop culture fiend. USF grad 🤘🏻. early aughts pop punk gurlie. (she/her)

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

I feel like it's extremely important for @JustinMcElroy, @travismcelroy and @griffinmcelroy to know Plant Earth read my husband's face cat's face but not my human face. At least face cat had a nice time.

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

@iamcardib Not a princess. A DAMN GODDESS.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

@lilydsmith God works fast, but Law works faster.

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

Another recession indicator. Florida is gonna fuck us and the economy for like the third time.

[Jason Lewris @jasonlewris]

BREAKING: As of tonight, 1 in 7 homes for sale in America is in Florida - a state with only ~8% of the nation's homes.

The Florida for-sale market is flashing warning signs:

45% of listings have taken a price cut (6.6 pts above the national rate)

1 in 10 homes are selling for less than the original owner paid

[Beyoncé Access @beyonceaccess]

antes do cowboy carter, a beyoncé lançou grown woman nas plataformas depois de anos

e agora ela lançou morning dew (donk) antes do act III

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

@PopBase Finally something to celebrate.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Justin J. Pearson: “If the Republican Party is gonna be the party licking the boot of the billionaires who are taking our land, polluting our water, and taking our jobs, then let us be the party of the working class in rural, suburban, and urban America alike. If the Republican Party is gonna be the party of AI taking away our jobs, the party of corporate handouts and blank checks for foreign wars, let us be the party to deliver an increase to the minimum wage. Let us be the party to deliver universal healthcare”

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

Only good thing to come out of this 250 nonsense.

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Anderson Cooper can't keep it together as a heavenly Barbara Walters (Cheri Oteri) joins CNN's summer ball drop.

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

While some people are getting married, Patti is stuck on a ship, a magnificent ship, full of gay men.

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

this is the most important celebrity story of the weekend btw

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

And then hell complain about how high his bill is cos all having it that low does is it keeps the unit running longer.

[Daniel Di Martino @DanielDiMartino]

This one is for you @ZohranKMamdani

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

This made me realize that the only time I've ever had a Black nurse has been whenever I'm at Vanderbilt and the only nurse who's been able to immediately locate a vein and not poke around despite my "deep veins" during blood work was one of those nurses.

[Dear Ashley... @asj519]

Imagine my surprise when Black & Brown nurses on TikTok said that white nurses get the cushy job of labor & delivery or mother/baby straight out of nursing school, while everybody else gotta grind in other specialties and get years of bedside before they can even get to that unit

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day, besties!

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

So if he kicks it, does Beshear get to appoint his replacement?

[TMZ @TMZ]

Sen. Mitch McConnell was found unconscious when rushed to the hospital.

Details: https://t.co/l2gNF4GABx

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

Meanwhile Leo is telling the rest of the Vatican to get a load of this jagoff every time JD speaks.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance says he hopes the Pope has “learned” from what he and Trump have said about immigration

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

Sooo... he was trying to make an extremely tedious joke about how his son said "can i haz cheeseburger." This man is an absolute dipshit, I swear to god.

[voided intern @voidedintern]

Elon Musk reveals the moment his son Saxon left an entire sushi restaurant speechless

"I was living in L.A., and I took my older boys out for lunch to Sugarfish, which is a very kind of uptight sushi restaurant. In fact, on the menu of the restaurant, it says, do not ask for soy sauce, because the chef has put the right amount of soy sauce."

"So, like, extremely strict sushi restaurant. And so the waiter is going around asking everyone what they want and then it comes to Saxon and Saxon says I'll have a cheeseburger."

"And the waiter takes a moment to recover because no one ever asked for a cheeseburger at this very strict sushi restaurant. It took him like 30 seconds to realize he'd just been asked for a cheeseburger, because you're not even allowed to ask for soy sauce."

"So then when he finally recovered, he said, we don't have cheeseburgers. And Saxon goes at the top of his voice, what? Like, what kind of restaurant doesn't have cheeseburgers? He says, fine, I'll have a hamburger."

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

@sokyjboy_john NIKKO! 💖 He's also a local reporter (not that I'm one to plug my station or anything).

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

I swear to the sweetest baby Jesus if along with all the MS and severe anemia bullshit, I am now going through the ~womanly changes~ at the tender age of just under 40, I will become murderous. I cannot handle this shit.

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

@sokyjboy_john This is how I find out that there's one by the Sam's Club.

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

MOM! The boring white dudes are talking about a league they don't watch or actually care about again!

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"If I were Caitlin Clark, I would seriously consider going to play overseas somewhere and get the royal treatment…she's a straight white basketball player. And she is not being treated with any sort of respect" – Boomer Esiason

[también amber rose @alsoamberrose]

It's such a bummer that M.I.A. is certifiable cos those first two albums are 10/10 bangers.