Doug Chug

[Doug Chug @alsobrook03]

Came home to find my spare key was missing from its hiding place…..can’t wait to be murdered tonight🙂

[Doug Chug @alsobrook03]

@MathewStolte Nothing wrong with that.

[Doug Chug @alsobrook03]

This morning I found myself drinking small plastic cups of water repeatedly from the sink of my hotel, it’s been too long, alcohol......btw thanks for the blackout.

[Doug Chug @alsobrook03]

@blarson0127 Blood doesn’t mean you’re family, and family doesn’t mean you’re blood👍🏼

[Doug Chug @alsobrook03]

@blarson0127 @FischerFuscher This one would have gotten me bad😂

[Doug Chug @alsobrook03]

Getting home to open my package that was delivered today not finding it anywhere.....GRREEEAAT

[Doug Chug @alsobrook03]

@bldeberry We need to go play golf one day so I can give you a failure to accept fucker😂😂😂😂😂

[Doug Chug @alsobrook03]

Why accept failure when success is free?

[Doug Chug @alsobrook03]

To be successful hasn’t a thing to do with money.

[Doug Chug @alsobrook03]

@Mackenzie_Gore @shaunw24 Okay Mackenzie 😂 I’m different in a good way😂

[Doug Chug @alsobrook03]

You want somethin bad, you gotta bleed a little for it. You gotta look it in the eye, you gotta call it out by name.

[Doug Chug @alsobrook03]

@shaunw24 Man you know I’m the only person in Brazoria county that does not like crawfish😂😂😂

[Doug Chug @alsobrook03]

@shaunw24 I’m the guy that will run it over right after you do that......

[Doug Chug @alsobrook03]

24 hours away from being blackout drunk and proud to be an American

[Doug Chug @alsobrook03]

I’m damned if I do, and I’m damned if you don’t.

[Doug Chug @alsobrook03]

What I would give for a second chance at a few things.

[𝚕𝚎𝚡 ꕥ @lexamischnick]

Trump 2020🙌🏻🇺🇸

[The Based Messiah @bniceloco]

When she curves you for a hood nigga and he dies in a shootout https://t.co/1yOxSo7JlZ

[TBlack @T_3black]

That’s OUR president 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Juice🥤 @JuiceManxGT]

Damn y’all going deep into the vault for this one