Johnson Lai

Followed the threads to bluer skies.

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@TrekCore Vulcan or Romulan? He’s clearly from a K-pop band.

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Laas: You don't want to do anything to remind them that you're not truly a humanoid…

Odo: I don't like to confront people with something that might make them uncomfortable.

Laas: So you deny your true nature in order to fit in.

#StarTrekDS9

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@BadGumbeaux @TheTrekCentral I think it’s for people who don’t care what Star Trek is about, who just want another sci-fi action flick.

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@TheMadKlingon @TheTrekCentral It’s not their existence in Trek that bothers me, it’s that we’re supposed to embrace them as the protagonists now? Bashir said it best (paraphrase): What does that say about us? Are we willing to sacrifice our principles in order to survive?

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Some blame the removal of the headphone jack as the reason why they play music or video on speaker in public spaces. They can choose to go Bluetooth, get an adapter, or simply not play anything.

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Odo: Give me the right to set a curfew, let me do more searches of arriving passengers, give me 50 more deputies.

Kira: And this station will be just the way it was during the occupation.

Odo: …it was safer then.

Kira: Unless you happened to be a Bajoran.

#StarTrekDS9

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Noss: Tell me about you [on Voyager]… Your duties. Where you sleep. What you eat. Music. Friends.

Tuvok: Why is any of that relevant?

Noss: Because it is you.

#StarTrekVoyager

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Paris: These villains always have a trick up their sleeve. Trapdoors, secret weapons.

Janeway: It's the holodeck. I can't be hurt by weapons.

Paris: That doesn't mean you can't be restrained, or thrown into the Dungeon of Pain.

Janeway: Noted.

#StarTrekVoyager

[Johnson Lai @alsojohnson]

@RJB_Mallacore Botany Bay… Botany Bay?! Oh no!

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Janeway: Let me get this straight. Transdimensional aliens have mistaken your Captain Proton simulation for reality… And now an armed conflict has broken out between these aliens and Chaotica's holographic army.

Paris: Yes, ma'am. His Army of Evil.

#StarTrekVoyager

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Janeway: Coffee, black.

Neelix: Sorry, Captain. We lost two more replicators this morning.

Janeway: Listen to me very carefully because I'm only going to say this once. Coffee, black.

#StarTrekVoyager

[Johnson Lai @alsojohnson]

@jamie2bad2000 Have a far out morning, man! Wow!

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Rom: This is suppose to be an alternate universe, but their Captain O'Brien seems as nice as our Chief O'Brien… It doesn't make any sense. It's not alternate.

Quark: Go back to sleep, Rom.

#StarTrekDS9

[Johnson Lai @alsojohnson]

How are there still people coughing and sneezing into their hand in 2024?

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@jamie2bad2000 Remember to take your vitamins. They do wonders for the body.

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O’Brien: It's not you I hate, Cardassian. I hate what I became because of you.

#StarTrekTNG

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@jamie2bad2000 Some start their day with coffee. I’d start my day with tranya.

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Seven: It is unsettling. You say that I am a human being and yet I am also Borg. Part of me not unlike your replicator. Not unlike the Doctor. Will you one day choose to abandon me as well?

#StarTrekVoyager

[Johnson Lai @alsojohnson]

@jamie2bad2000 It’s hard to be so animated in the morning.

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@pikeshorse