Ivan

big small-batch guy

[Ivan @alsowalked]

chris evans accidentally memeing his own dick pic is the kind of shit that keeps me running back to this irredeemably toxic app

[Ivan @alsowalked]

@Tyler_Okland_MD big if true! 🫶🏼

[Ivan @alsowalked]

made so much lentil soup over the weekend that now i’m hate-eating it just to get it out of my life

[Ivan @alsowalked]

@TH3_VVALRUS @leeuhhann wherever ron is i can assure you he’s not cosming

[Ivan @alsowalked]

@TH3_VVALRUS @leeuhhann i’m honored, but definitely a poor decision — fingers crossed for no emergencies!

[Ivan @alsowalked]

not all good songs are wedding dance floor songs

[Ivan @alsowalked]

@Tyler_Okland_MD @Keith_Wasserman if you ask a sneakerhead, dad, runner, or bostonian, they’ve always been in style. certain models have had decades of urban street credibility as well. popularity within broader US market started climbing in last ~5 years (see: jack harlow)

[Ivan @alsowalked]

@TH3_VVALRUS @leeuhhann personal attack

[Ivan @alsowalked]

@leeuhhann your followers are afraid of interacting with your content because other people are interacting with it? sounds like a skittish bunch #leaharmy

[Ivan @alsowalked]

@leeuhhann this twitter joke structure has been antiquated for awhile now

[Ivan @alsowalked]

@sad_gary_nft clearly you’ve graduated beyond “easy” shapes…

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

as we enter awareness month, please rt this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone

[Ivan @alsowalked]

@united’s new text messaging customer service option sounds great but then you spend 10 minutes explaining your situation to some dude named lucky who says “yeah i understand” and then disconnects the chat. i can’t fly home for christmas on the back of your empathy, lucky

[Ivan @alsowalked]

@TH3_VVALRUS there was a whole thing about this. people lost their minds, made up acronyms and shit. new subcultures and personality types sprang up around the presumed enormity of davidson’s johnson

[Ivan @alsowalked]

@leeuhhann leigh*

[Ivan @alsowalked]

@leeuhhann no one saw this night ending with me crying to a pretaped adele concert

[Ivan @alsowalked]

@chowcollection reminds me of the DFW joke that started his commencement speech
https://t.co/2NBoqAStOu

[Ivan @alsowalked]

watched a baby squirrel get slowly pecked to death by a giant hawk perched on a telephone wire this morning. happy monday

[Ivan @alsowalked]

@SwannStylee no implications, just observations

[Ivan @alsowalked]

whenever there’s a dude on the T pulling from a smirnoff nip he invariably has a marshall’s bag

[Ivan @alsowalked]

@leeuhhann assistant director level reflections this morning