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probably still listening to a true crime podcast at my desk

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Fun update: my almost 3-yr old has started calling clothes hangers “hookers”

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Dickinson is so unathletic I think his vertical might actually be a negative number. Christ on ice skates.

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RAISE A STATUE OF DEVIN NEAL IN LAWRENCE IMMEDIATELY

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I didn’t teach my toddler to pronounce K-State like “K-Stank” but I’m also not going to bother correcting him

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Humbling: my 2 y/o just told me I am a beautiful grandma

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the level of giddy i get from kansas bringing the circus font back is unreasonable

[Kansas Jayhawks @KUAthletics]

The best just got better.

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in the 2010s I would merely go home for lunch, but in the 2020s I go home not only to eat lunch but to also get a fresh lidocaine patch for my neck 👵🏻

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Stuff my 2 y/o says: “Bears love me”

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Favorite Kansas hoops video of all time. Long live donut sticks.

[We good? @gifhawk2]

The greatest story ever told.

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@LandonBarton I’m so very sorry for your loss. I recently lost a beloved pet too, it’s simply brutal. I’ve no doubt they loved their 17 years with you! Hang in there & take care of yourself ❤️

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@TheBigHungryBoy Also you forgot that you need to check the little box next to the subtask to close out said subtask!

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@TheBigHungryBoy I miss job jackets lol

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Blue Bell ice cream continues to have the worst corniest garbage advertising I’ve ever seen

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@swingkennedy they’re scary

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getting chastised by my toddler for suggesting that the wheels on the bus go round and round, when he sings multiple times a day that they do in fact go round and round

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@JVranicar But I don’t like it 😩😩😩😩😩

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Like I said

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Let’s just get this godforsaken season over with and never speak of it again 😑

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@TheBigHungryBoy Oh yes. Sad state of affairs over here all around.

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Let’s just get this godforsaken season over with and never speak of it again 😑

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Have finally put my finger on what the entire Katie Britt rebuttal reminds me of (from my own life). In advertising, when you’re listening to voiceover auditions and you land on one where the person just REALLLYYY GOES FOR IT