Allie Speers

recruiting @ turbopuffer 🐡 whimsy-maxxing ✨ prev: Shopify ('17-'26) 🛍️ chasing early internet nostalgia 💾

[Allie Speers @alspee]

i spent a lot of time considering the perfect time to share that in 10 days i'm joining @turbopuffer 🐡💨

i did not have 'being-outshone-by-a-grazing-cow' on my bingo card for possible considerations when sharing this news 🐄

not even mad tho

[Allie Speers @alspee]

puff puff and away we gooooooo 👀 🐡 🪽

[Devin Lewtan @DevinLewtan]

puffer by @turbopuffer

[11.12.2026]

[Allie Speers @alspee]

@chrislevan the split hosts part is sooooo key and obvious when you say it, but not obvious when you’re in it, yknow???

[Allie Speers @alspee]

@namankatyal14 Or in spite of feeling

[Allie Speers @alspee]

ready is a decision, not a feeling

[Allie Speers @alspee]

@jh3yy would be legendary
seems like could be a cool interaction..... 👀

[Allie Speers @alspee]

@jh3yy agree. dog would never chill in an alcove, she wants to be _right there with me_
far corner cat tree is on point

[Allie Speers @alspee]

@jh3yy some hits in here, some massive misses. I’ve never been a sad beige girlie but here we are

[Allie Speers @alspee]

@jh3yy there is absolutely a duck deficit, yes.

[Allie Speers @alspee]

huge compliment 🙇‍♀️

[javier @aquapoiesis]

they are truly a wonderful crew.

if @alspee ever taps you on the shoulder and tells you that @turbopuffer may need you, pay attention. they may be the right place for you.

[Allie Speers @alspee]

tl;dr - a history of successfully pursuing something very hard that most people cannot do is a huge predictor of future work ethic + success

[chris @chrislevan]

hear me out:

> ex military

[Allie Speers @alspee]

thought this was a @turbopuffer tweet for a sec

[Shubham Patil @shubhampatilsd]

maps are so cool

[Allie Speers @alspee]

@aadilpickle I think I need to see a series of tweets storytelling each of these. I love this

[Allie Speers @alspee]

@aymanfsm jfc

[Allie Speers @alspee]

@me____likex 🙇‍♀️

[Allie Speers @alspee]

what an incredible thing to be known for 🥹

[Jerry @Bobliuuu]

as @alspee likes to say, "can it run DOOM?" this one can!!!

pls take a look @tobi @mkatchen @nickfrosst

[Allie Speers @alspee]

@Bobliuuu @tobi @mkatchen @nickfrosst jerry you're a legend

[Allie Speers @alspee]

@_Shark_byte your arc has been amaaaazing to watch!

[Allie Speers @alspee]

muse is absolutely correct that i would be over the moon for a tamagotchi, emo over a custom photo album to contain the mems, and stoked for cutie flair to deck out my bike!

[Lindsay Craig @_LindsayCraig]

It's crazy that @Muse can literally do your holiday shopping if you just feed it your friends’ handles and connect your Shop Pay account.