Alston Sampson

Higher then The Grocery Bill. I take love where ever I find it, and offer it to anyone who will take it - Duane Allman, 👻-abs7980.

[Alston Sampson @alston_sampson]

If you always do what you always did you gonna always get what you always got

[Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers @tompetty]

A classic before it was a classic – one of the first performances of “American Girl” by Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers at the Whisky a Go Go in ‘77

Copyright BBC

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

I know it’s not the time but the menu at Taco Bell has become boring and predictable.

[BensonNewsHub @BensonNewsHub]

MSNBC guest just said Ukrainians can’t find knee pads and it’s something “you need to shoot a gun.”

[Burgess Owens @BurgessOwens]

No child should ever hear their skin color makes them "privileged" or "un-privileged".

[Alston Sampson @alston_sampson]

Gotta say I think my favorite thing is seeing people spend money they don’t have for the gram etc honestly I love it makes me whole

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

TLC just came in its pants

[❂hunter haynes❂ @hunterleonarddd]

i need something new from Tyler Childers, pls Jesus thank u love u

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

cudi is friends with voldemort apparently

[Kim Congdon @kimberlycongdon]

Are we not all weirded out that high school kids fucking Is the most popular show right now ? #euphoria

[limey’s world @1im3y]

raw sex implies the existence of wwe smack down sex

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

Hey @spotify you can have either me or @Neilyoung. You can’t have both. i’ll expect a decision tonight

[Alston Sampson @alston_sampson]

49% motherfucker 51% son of a Bitch

[Alston Sampson @alston_sampson]

Biggest fish in the river gets that way by never bein caught

[Alston Sampson @alston_sampson]

I really need to quit saying oh I’m sorry to hear that when people tell me there having a kid 😂

[Alston Sampson @alston_sampson]

@llenrad_xela Btw if you have me on Venmo plz don’t go look at it cause there’s a lot of sketchy shit on there thanks in advance

[Alston Sampson @alston_sampson]

@llenrad_xela Kisses darling 😘

[Jimmy Dore @jimmy_dore]

This is 100% Medical Misinformation from @maddow. And it's why people are turning on their neighbors with anger over Covid instead of being angry at the Establishment & the Oligarchy. More people are starting to realize they've been lied to repeatedly about Covid.

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

The CDC just announced you don’t actually have to wash your hands, just get the fingies a little wet

[. @uglykid]

I saw about 70 engagements on my timeline on Christmas.. It’ll only be 6 weddings next year.