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Don't forget to remind yourself to stop partying, please

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I've officially decided I must live as long as it takes to witness atmospheric testing begin to register vape juice as a percentage of the earth's atmosphere

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I'm so sick of consumerism driving marketing tactics to target my insecurities like this. I'm already exceedingly burdened by the memories of all the times she said she was just "too tired" to make any noise the whole time.

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@partimebum This tweet it (still) everything

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This tweet doesn't deserve your attention and I apologize that you had to read it

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Me thinks, therefore me ams

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@casioVL1 We've TRANSFORMED into
...something slightly more useless and painful! What a cool super power :)

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@casioVL1 I can't even strap it on...apparently my entire left lung/ribcage has occupied new territory

[Jackie @alt__Jackie]

Is having stupid bitch syndrome a preexisting condition

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@casioVL1

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Being emo is a choice it's not genetic

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@deroeck_nick should give him credit for this

[Jackie @alt__Jackie]

Using my mom's therapist's referral card to clear my bowl

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@alisonrhunt Do not come for me like this in this time of crisis

[Jackie @alt__Jackie]

@casioVL1 Love the design and prepwork that is going to ACNH several hours before it has even emerged. Thank you for your service.

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Due to recent events I will no longer be wearing anything besides pajamas for the next month...possibly the foreseeable future...probably forever.

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So far, 2020 has brought me three unironic mullets and no prospect of a better future

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@casioVL1 It does! ty for another song!!

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My professionally informed, scholarly rating of 2019: bad

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@casioVL1 I love ur content ty

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@casioVL1 This thread is everything

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My aunt just called my 13 yr old cousin (her son) woke for knowing who Samantha Bee is, and my mom didn't even know what that meant. Let the family discourse commence.