isa

horror girl

[.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @AMISHM0M]

bedroom of a 26 year old woman 🫂

[giu @serpentskt]

quarto de uma mulher de 22 anos

[Shwayne Wiskthem @ShaneWiskthem]

I know this is ragebait but as an American you will catch me cold and dead in my grave before you catch me choosing Engl*nd over my sister Mexico

[miri @eggoslug]

“a bob is going to age you!” “legging legs” “armpit boobs” “you can’t wear that if you have a short torso” “skinnier shoulder workout” can we fucking LIVE ????

[isa @altaphrodite]

are you under the impression that we don't make dvds for movies anymore

[Landon - KRNG Apollo @ApollosMission]

To be so wildly successful that they decide to release a DVD for the movie in 2026 is INSANE

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[isa @altaphrodite]

i feel like pimple patches are more akin to bandaids than leftover toothpaste

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

I think the thing is some people see pimple patches as "a health aid" and other people see them as "like leaving a bit of toothpaste on the side of your mouth."

I'm in the "toothpaste on the side of your mouth" camp unfortunately

[isa @altaphrodite]

okay. you're an idiot

[Corey @CoreyTheX]

Call me an idiot, but I just sent $25 directly to Elon Musk, the richest man in the world using @XMoney for no other reason than I just can. lol

[isa @altaphrodite]

sorry but i think my friends should care enough about me to not waste my time instead of make me have to give them fake times to meet me

[bri love @mclovenxoxo]

sorry you’ll never convince me that the “lateness is a moral failing” isn’t rooted in colonization and capitalism, it’s CONTROL!!! and I get we live in a society blah blah blah but if it’s ur friends you know is always late tell them an earlier time or whatever but acting like it’s a moral failing is so puritanical and silly sometimes you just got to accept people as they are

[Echo ↬ @vikku60879]

The more I watch this movie, the more I'm convinced it was filmed before it was released

[isa @altaphrodite]

as a person with ocd, stop talking

[jack ✪ @jaaaacku]

as a person with ocd, this really pisses me off like why tf didn't they just remove this mole or pimple or whatever

[isa @altaphrodite]

the concept of being so feminist that you hate women

[moonlight rodrigo @moonlightbap]

@cocosharkfem The only straight and bi women I respect are febfems and 4b women. Women who willingly lay with the enemy while calling themselves “feminists” deserve all the mockery and abuse they get. At least trad women don’t play in our faces. Faux misandrists are wolves in sheep’s clothing.

[Matias Alonso Revelli @matialonsor]

Hoy encontré estas fotos en mi archivo de cielos

[isa @altaphrodite]

update: i did and a bunch of teenagers beat him to death :(

[isa @altaphrodite]

should i take my boyfriend in here with me ... shaking in fear rn

[isa @altaphrodite]

for their consideration

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Hollywood studios are searching Reddit for short stories and ideas that can be turned into movies following the success of ‘BACKROOMS.’

(https://t.co/EC0tfpflfX)

[isa @altaphrodite]

pleasee this is literally ai

[☆ @QUEENP0P_]

The Powerpuff Girls

[isa @altaphrodite]

should i take my boyfriend in here with me ... shaking in fear rn

[isa @altaphrodite]

not a "please" in sight

[scarlett ✮⋆˙ @haterscarlett]

a girl has her needs