your honor

The new face of John Deere tractor and a cool ranch lunatic

[your honor @altarboy72]

My uterus is my greatest enemy

[your honor @altarboy72]

IM A FUCKING SUPREME COURT JUSTICE I WILL RULE WITH AN IRON FIST

[your honor @altarboy72]

In a political setting and I’m taller than all these men in my heels I love this sm

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

we have titty sweat in october because y’all want to ask chatgpt why that person keeps treating you like that

[your honor @altarboy72]

@b0again So am I

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@b0again @snowflakestormy I fear I’m employed so now I really can’t 🥲

[your honor @altarboy72]

Is it a sign that one of my interviewers said his current hyperfixation song is fuck the police I hope it’s a sign but I’m trying not to be hopeful.

[your honor @altarboy72]

Today is the start to an insane week I CANNOT ADD DODGERS STRESS TO THIS LOCK TF IN

[your honor @altarboy72]

A gorgeous man was going to come to my house and watch a movie why does god hate me and have to take these things away from me

[your honor @altarboy72]

Goddddd pls dont screw me over because I relinquished control and trusted this woman with my grade pls pls pls

[your honor @altarboy72]

My life is comedically sad rn. I just finished eating my sad dinner alone, watched my roommate walk out with her happy (albeit unhealthy) relationship to get dinner, both my parents are busy, it’s my weekly friend FaceTime and THEYRE BUSY, and my boyfriend wasn’t in class today💀

[your honor @altarboy72]

My dream is to find a niche little that likes the same things I do and do a big little reveal as us both as the Dean from community

[Laura 🌟 @Lcnvart]

When did we forget as a society that you shut the fuck up in a movie theater once the movie starts playing

[francesca bridgerton’s widow • deanallie era 🍂 @ladywestcliffs]

keeley jones you creative genius lmaoo #tedlasso

[your honor @altarboy72]

Buiscuits and courage the cowardly dog and no class, what could be better

[ash @weltonsrichmond]

the og men’s team showing up for the lady greyhounds 🥹 #tedlasso

[ٴٴٴ @fuckgrabba]

you’ll live longer if u go to the library

[your honor @altarboy72]

Christ what in gods name is going on this class that everyone fucking here is magically finding the loves of their lives and I’m sitting next to a middle aged mother like seriously how is it that all these different relationships have cropped up in this fucking class

[lia @funky6gseptum]

nobody using twitter has 2 loving parents

[your honor @altarboy72]

Waiting in line to order my bagel and coffee while I scroll is my fav morning pastime