Gage Bolden

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

I'm bout to get ratchet in this Steak and Shake

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

https://t.co/ehjtI7CLqn

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

Just bought a new air conditioner... it's really cool... 😃

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

Today I asked the manager of the pizza shop if other businesses do pizza parties to boost morale what do we do and without skipping a beat this man looked me in my face and said "smoke weed" 💀

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

I love them burps that sound like a lil lion is roaring from inside your belly I like to pretend he's wearing safari clothes with one of those cool hats

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

@DIIIRTY47 🤣🤣🤣

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

Show up

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

Bicycles need people to help them go because they're two tired to do it on their own

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

I know I'm late but I just finished watching Cuckoo and @gdavies is now one of my favorite actors. The whole cast was great but dude really made that show what it was. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

Who said anything about being mentally stable?

[𖤐 Valtix 𖤐 @valtix_x]

I’ll never understand how y’all are mentally stable enough to do acid at fests

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

How much you want me to put on your books?

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

Somebody please tell me eyelashes take five hours to do before i go to príson…😭

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

I'm sorry if I was weird to you, I can't afford therapy.

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

Just talked to the Supreme Court and it is now a felony offense to be mean to me so a lot of you are going to prison

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

I'm going to start posting bad motivational quotes.
Here's the first one.
If you aren't risking your life somehow, you're wasting it.

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

This Snapple cap says bullfrogs don't sleep and that implies two things. The first implication is that bullfrogs must fuck with Nas heavy. The second is that at least two biologists creeped on some bullfrogs in shifts for who knows how long to come to that conclusion.

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

@dunkindonuts proud to pump kin huh? You sick fucks.

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

Why does grandpa hate GPS?

Because he's stuck in his Waze 😎

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

I feel so deeply it's like falling into a pit and there's nothing to grab onto to catch myself and the light above is getting smaller the farther I fall and there's no bottom to stop me from soon falling in total darkness but for some reason I keep letting myself feel

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

One year on 9/11 I was upset about a girl and my dramatic ass made a status that said "I will forget" and left that shit up all day before I realized what day it was

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

@Wendys it's been long enough. I think as a society we have progressed. Let us mainline Frosties in the lobby. I'm not tryna drive all the way home first anymore.

[Gage Bolden @altaregomaniac]

Y'all want this? Yes. Awesome, I might just drop it then. Thank you. No problem. You're just talking to yourself.
#TRITONE