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Lilith Czar defense attorney ⚖️

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Who knew when I bought this signed copy of Created From Filth and Dust that it would be the first CD I ever played in my very first car at 29. You have not lived until you have screamed this record in a car. @LilithCzar #snakeyforlife #itwasneveraphase 🖤

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@thenikkieminnie @gaganotify I'm trying so hard to manifest this. PLEASE.

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@missjohannaxo Hi, I just wanted to tell you that 'The Countdown' made it onto my Spotify All Time Top Songs 🙌🏻✨🖤

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@loveforjuliet I'm hardly on social media anymore but I followed back🖤 Love being mutuals with fellow Czars 💌

[may 🇵🇸 @loveforjuliet]

little juju 🥺🩷

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Having bronchitis, working full time and moving right before Christmas is fucking testing me.

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@NoradSanta could we ever potentially see a feature where we could log our city to get a notification when Santa is close to a town? ❄️👀
Just popped in my head.

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10/$40 panties is not a deal, Pink.

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#AutomaticLoveletter

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Stop looking through the cracks of public restrooms to see if they're empty. That's fucking weird.

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Always a good feeling when your boss tells you he's proud of you.

Me, reading the email: :')

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"Sometimes I want some rock 'n roll red highlights - just because I want my friends to think I'm DYNAMITE." 🧨🧨🧨 I've been wanting to caption a pic with that since #BornThisWay #LadyGaga

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.... I thought the lyrics in Style were "Just take me out" and not "Just take me home."

For years I've been giggling to myself thinking "with what? A bat?"

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Walking by a mother who is clearly stressed out by her children not listening or staying with her: "Unattended and misbehaving children are subject to being taken by the Goblin King."

The smile on my face as her laughter carried through the store as I kept walking.

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There's no better feeling in the universe than having one of the coolest people you work with to tell you "don't you dare ever fucking leave here." 🖤

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11 years ago before seeing @ladygaga on the ArtRave tour in New York! 🐾🆙

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In a prestige counter manager meeting:
Another prestige manager: "What does F-O-B stand for?"
Me, without missing a beat: "Fallout Boy"
Department manager: "Field of business..."

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Happy Monday guys 😂

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I saw a comment from someone saying: "Have you noticed that Andy always poses for photos with the microphone in his hand and his mouth open?"
So I replied: These photos are taken during the shows, while the band is performing on stage, it's obvious that he's singing 🤣

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@Sbarro besties, why is there always two inches of water in the bowl whenever I order pasta from you 😭😭