Evan Gregory

I am the face of Alt comedy and my jeans are tight

[Evan Gregory @altcomedygod]

If a woman looks like her vagina would stink and she posts pics of herself, we call those Smell-fies

[Evan Gregory @altcomedygod]

Bonnaroo and Gay Pride in Tennessee this week. Theres gonna be a lot of butt fucking in the bible belt #tylerpurry #dointhabutt

[Evan Gregory @altcomedygod]

#realmendontbuywomen #rentingischeaper

[Evan Gregory @altcomedygod]

Im at zombie prom. With a date. #hipsterfirsts #buttfuckinglater

[Evan Gregory @altcomedygod]

I tried prospecting for gold once. It didnt pan out #jokesishouldhavetoldtonight

[Evan Gregory @altcomedygod]

I just bombed for the first time. Seems im getting better at this alt comedy thing. #buttfucking

[Evan Gregory @altcomedygod]

I may have to make a surprise appearance tonight to celebrate my bday #buttfuckinX3

[Organik - KOTDTV.com @OrganikHipHop]

I feel like punching your headache in the face

[Evan Gregory @altcomedygod]

Just found out i was named best alternative comedian by The Contributor newspaper #movinonuplikegeorgeandweezy

[Evan Gregory @altcomedygod]

Im listening to Tony Toni Tones song" It feels good" and it reminds me of my favorite 3 words #bfX3

[Evan Gregory @altcomedygod]

My favorite movie is Deliverance. Guess why

[Evan Gregory @altcomedygod]

I may be returning to spankys tonight #thegameneedsme #buttfn

[Evan Gregory @altcomedygod]

@OTBVA is the website down?

[Evan Gregory @altcomedygod]

How come they never have Chainsaw Massacres in places they need them most,like Starbucks or Hot Topic? #screwtexas #BFhipsters

[Evan Gregory @altcomedygod]

@renegadegotjoke I keep my hoes in check like a paystub

[Evan Gregory @altcomedygod]

Men be acting like bitches Yo. The less talent,the more bitch they act Yo. #BOOM #theregoesthebuttfucking

[Evan Gregory @altcomedygod]

Happy thanksgiving,Christmas,and New Year. I was gone on a soul searching expedition (which means I was) #buttfuckingbuttfuckingbuttfucking

[Pat Stay @patstay]

That faceoff battle shit is corny as fuck. Especially when you know dudes were getting along fine right before the cameras started rollin...

[Brian Bates @brianbatescomic]

New Year's Resolutions were to exercise more and be more understanding of other viewpoints. Today I walked a mile in another man's shoes.

[Evan Gregory @altcomedygod]

Its my bday.Ive already buttfucked 832 times today. #thanksforthemammaries #younggiftedandblack