Alternative Cracks

"Flanders and Swann on temazepam and bath salts" Lorna Irvine, The List

[Kate Grant 🌱 @kategrant1]

Spangled Cabaret - Monday 03 June at Rumshack Glasgow!

[Doctor Bonk @DoctorBonk69]

Hello Boys & Girls! In just 2 weeks you can catch the Valentine's Special 💘 of 'Dr.Bonk's Macarbaret' on the 17th Feb, 19:00 in @B_Labyrinth for an evening of spooky Drag, Burlesque, Comedy, Music and Medical Mayhem! 💉 ❤️ 🩸

TICKETS: https://t.co/eOnNSDpdNJ

[Craft Beer • Brasserie • Peaks Bar • Events @drygate]

Live comedy is back on the 16th of May!
Chris Thorburn presents
Bee Babylon
Alternative Cracks
Paddy Linton
Iain Pringle
Chelsea Young
Steven Youngson
and headliner Ryan Cullen (as seen on BBC The Comedy Underground)
Book your tickets now: https://t.co/XGVdrTkFoV

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

Very excited to be hosting this on the 20th!
We've got a sick line-up with more acts to be announced. We got stand-up, characters, cabaret, bands, I'll be playing my stupid Christmas album at the end, and it's all for a great cause.
Tickets available now: https://t.co/IWV59pteF7

[Craft Beer • Brasserie • Peaks Bar • Events @drygate]

Drygate Comedy Lab is back on Tuesday with another great roster of comedians!
@CBThorburn presents headliner @ScottAgnew, alongside @RobinGrainger, @AmeliaBayler, @RichieJBrown and more.
Our last show sold out so don't delay! https://t.co/BEhe6UiLoW

[BBC The Social @bbcthesocial]

You’ve never been sacked until you’ve been sacked by Alternative Cracks.

@altcracks

[Queer Theory @QueerTheoryGla]

Glasgay & Edinbuggery mix their gender fluids in 'A Tale of Two Titties' by Queer Theory at the @Gildedballoon's Patter Hoose for 3 nights in the Fringe! Lineup and details here: https://t.co/bxNWKipOB4
Promo pic features artwork by @clarityhaynes

[BBC The Social @bbcthesocial]

The best tune you'll hear about flat earthers today.

@altcracks

[Alternative Cracks @altcracks]

Have a bi trans new queer, everyone! 💄

[BBC The Social @bbcthesocial]

The best tune you'll hear about flat earthers today.

@altcracks

[Alternative Cracks @altcracks]

Prince Philip has left a hole in our lives the size of a Komodo Dragon, and we have explored that hole musically to help the nation deal with our grief.
See ya Phil!🦎https://t.co/2X9nGM154S

[Alternative Cracks @altcracks]

Our bin-based boy-baiting brillo-iant classic Empty My Bins. Get out your brillo pads and scrub those scumbags! https://t.co/u3fM2gp22K

[Alternative Cracks @altcracks]

Lips up, arse out, yeah, yeah, yeah! 1 week tonight we're performing in @QueerTheoryGla's TRANSCENDENCE! https://t.co/znZ4IFF3p0

[BBC The Social @bbcthesocial]

You can't beat a wee psychic leg massage tbh.

@altcracks

[Alternative Cracks @altcracks]

It's time to transcend into the beauty of booty with Queer Theory! We're going to be performing at TRANSCENDENCE, starring the greatest queers in Glasgow and our asses! Literally Alternative Cracks :) Get excited!

[Queer Theory @QueerTheoryGla]

Siblings in degeneracy, the time is nigh to come together with Queer Theory as we present TRANSCENDENCE- our new digital cabaret festival on Fri 26th March! Join us remotely as we consecrate the altar of Bonjour, Glasgow's new home of queerdom. https://t.co/mZiJUWzgYg

[Alternative Cracks @altcracks]

One for the Star Wars fans.
The Man de Love-ian...

[Alternative Cracks @altcracks]

Just posted a photo @ Refuse Collection, Dump, Skip https://t.co/LtewW6RYcS

[Alternative Cracks @altcracks]

Johnny Depp really enjoyed our Beautiful Suck Day video.

[Alternative Cracks @altcracks]

A small video of our Beautiful Suck Day created for @StandComedyClub's Red Raw livestream, and what kind of Beautiful Suck Day isn't red raw?

[Alternative Cracks @altcracks]

Watch our mutual milkings in 'Beautiful Suck Day' debuting in @standcomedyclub's online show tonight from half 8 on fb live! 💦💦💦
https://t.co/F7lBdH0cy4