altDCSD

welcome to your worst nightmare (PARODY)

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

Thanks for the shoutout, boys!

[Douglas County School District @dcsdk12]

Heads up there is a fake Twitter account posing as Douglas County School District. Tweets from @altdcsd are not legit. We have reported this to Twitter.

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

@CarterBarnes12 Drop out of college. Live on welfare. Go Avs 🥳

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

500 likes and i streak

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

sierra middle school sex ed lessons be like:

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

the penis, the dick, the nuts, and the balls

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

it has been three minutes why has this not already gone viral

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

the penis, the dick, the nuts, and the balls

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

also thank you @MikeRobertsCOLO for writing! support independent journalism!

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

made the news! thank u @DenverWestword!
read here: https://t.co/ImlV6y7K2L

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

don’t worry dcsd is looking into the ukraine situation, should have it figured out soon

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

bad morning to those who think calling students brainwashed is something a sane person would say

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

okay sorry for the spam everyone
logging off for now love you all play nice

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

@WhoCares0903 fuck yes king go off that’s so true

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

An Important Message from altDCSD:

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

@lov3m3please @fakechapRBcrew the duality of him and i both being from chap

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

genuinely miss the days when this was the dumbest shit dcsd was doing

[Douglas County School District @dcsdk12]

Heads up there is a fake Twitter account posing as Douglas County School District. Tweets from @altdcsd are not legit. We have reported this to Twitter.

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

@Watthehecky this was a funny tweet, you’re a good sport

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

troll these nuts, kimberly

[Kimberly @Watthehecky]

@altDCSD Thank you for pointing out my error. I will correct and retweet to the correct @dcsdk12. At least I'm not a troll. Have a great day! Stay classy!

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

finally, someone is obsessed with my balls as i am

[Kimberly @Watthehecky]

@altDCSD I can tell you are extremely intelligent because of your poetic responses. If you would like to discuss the many variety of nuts there are in the world, I'm happy to oblige. I wish you and your nuts a fine day.

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

@Watthehecky kindly soul these nuts, kimberly

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

p.s. if this makes you mad enough that you feel the need to unfollow, good riddance :)

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

I’m fully aware that DCSD is aware of this account. In the off chance they see this, a message to board members Becky Meyers, Mike Peterson, Christy Williams, and Kaylee Winegar:

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

@evanel_ literally spelled it out in the tweet. if you’re not gonna bother to have a competent discussion in which you pay attention, this isn’t worth my time, and further shows how bad faith your arguments are.

[altDCSD @altDCSD]

absolute dumbass tags a parody account instead of the actual district, showing how braindead these people actually are

[Kimberly @Watthehecky]

And @altDCSD closes school today because teachers are mad at the parents who voted in new board members bc their children have suffered enough for 2 years. But let's keep hurting the children...

https://t.co/pHhGYuwK40

@GovofCO #copolitics