Agent WWX rescues his brother-in-law after a chase worthy of a movie.
Explosions, a car speeding through the streets, and LXC praying to gods he'd never once believed in. +
WWX: If I were to just go over there and kiss Lan Zhan, what do you think would happen?
JWY: That would never happen because you are too chicken shit to do it.
WWX: I am not!
JWY: Then go on then.
WWX: …I’m just going to have another drink first.
Lan Wangji plays tennis 🎾 against Wei Wuxian in pure white clothes and with his sweat plus a brief rain, it sticks to him like a second skin and becomes completely see through.
He wins the match overwhelmingly.
(He may or may not have been wearing a jock strap. Wei Wuxian may
“Suo-er,” Yibo calls, “that’s ‘Dada’ to you, not ‘Baobei.’” He explains to his pouty son, his gaze shifting toward his husband who is fighting for his life trying not to laugh.
“But, Daddy,” his two year old tries to reason, “I heard you call Dada ‘Baobei’ every night.”
“Ppfftt”
Wei Ying, age four, discovered a lotus pod. He decided it was a hat.
"Jiang-shushu! Jiang-shushu!" He ran into the study, the pod wobbling on his head. "Look! I'm a lotus!"
Jiang Fengmian looked up from his papers, a smile tugging at his lips. "So you are."
Wei Ying beamed. Then he sneezed, and the pod fell off, bonking him on the nose.
Lan Wangji is very strict when it comes to his health. Meal prep, conscious about the carbs and sugars. He does allow himself a cheat day. Only after his beautiful boyfriend insisted on it. His meal consists of one large vegetarian pizza. He has one or two slices while-
#MDZS
The thought of the day is that it's a good thing that LWJ has never been hurt fatally in front of WWX or died because I honestly dont want to think (i do actually) about how WWX would have reacted to that-
If his bottom line is truly LWJ-
#BabyLWJSeason
Babyji saw a video of someone doing yoga with bunnies once, and now he sets up his little blanket in the living room every Sunday morning
It's carefully placed to take advantage of the sun shining through the window, every corner and wrinkle smoothed out
The Lans are old money. They know that if they're going to court someone, they shouldn't let on how rich they are, to keep gold diggers away.
The problem is, the moment Lan Zhan met the beautiful, soft, playful Wei Ying, he did exactly the opposite.