DsonAlternativeFacts

Giving you the unvarnished, unreported, and unaccurate truth of Dickinson College 24/7.

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Dickinson finally upgraded its academic quad lights to anti-vampire, ultrabright UV lights! Thanks Dson! #AmpsNotVamps #dsonphotos #Twilight

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@RickandMorty We found it. #szechuansauce #maibowl #DsonTreasure

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Here at alt-facts blind confidence is our favorite type of confidence- you can just close your eyes and pretend to be asleep...#zzzz

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"I'm sorry I don't have time for this, I have to go to North Korea" -a student
#dsonquotes #studyabroad #NorthKoreaBestKorea

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East College is haunted by several ghosts including civil war soldiers and the souls of English Majors who haven't finished their thesis yet

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Welcome back Dickinsonians, you know what isn't back? The Quarry clock! #clockgate2.0 #bringbackourclocks #bboc

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@RunWithItImprov grass

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Recently, students have petitioned to have the tv in the caf changed to Nickelodeon reruns #DrakeandJosh #DannyPhantom #exceptnotrugrats

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All seniors will be given a set of the old caf-ware on graduation #Sustainability #thanksensign #score!

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East College, South College, Old West... why do we not talk about North College?!??!!?!?!? Conspiracy! #WheresNorth #dsonfacts #payattention

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The bio and theatre departments are teaming up for Lab Shows! Look out for Bunsen burners on ice! #whatsyourmeltingpoint

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"And here is our student made solar panel" -Tour Guide "no, that's a mirror" -everyone else #tourguidefacts #wow #AreTourGuidesTrained?

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Dr.Ensign already accomplished her top priority. #dsonproud #NewPrezWhoDis

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A leftover from the precursor to "Pizza on the Plaza", the good old "Fiesta on the Sidewalk". #Queso #dsonfacts #WasteNotWantNot

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Tonight's all college formal's theme is cereal mascots! Be on the lookout for the leprechaun costume! #dsonformal #dsonevents #LuckyCharms

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Today we would like to celebrate the underdog majors: Elf Spotting, Tree Climbing, and Complaining about Your Workload #dsonproud

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Who is excited who midterms? 98% of Dson students say yes! #dsonfacts

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Sending thoughts and prayers to the Watkins family and friends. #justfacts #noalts

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Alien abduction? Reports say six students disappeared during dinner. What happened to these missing Dson students!?! #MissingSix #dsonfacts

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Like most college students Dickinsonians have pets on campus. Notable mentions go to squirrels, rocks, cotton balls, and hangovers. Nice!