IZUCHUKWU⚡

There’s nothing to see here..

[IZUCHUKWU⚡ @alte_native]

So we're dating now and you think I'll join you in playing the mind game of "reduce your love so they won't take you for granted".
Mba! I'll lay my cards bare before you, no need for plenty calculations, na relationship we call am, no be chess. You take it for granted? I move!

[TONY🍫❤️ @Tony_Aladetuyi]

“There’s something about you”

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When your depressed but you need Face ID to get into your phone

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

“You can open up to me”

Ehhh nothing dey do me o, I dey okay abeg

[Drebae @Drebae_]

They weren’t lying when they said you wake up one day & just don’t care anymore 😭😭 No warning, no dramatic shit, just a quiet, almost peaceful detachment.

[Temi @_SuperPiz]

E reach Bola’s turn, the bulk has shifted.

[weightlossmessiah @shredwithQpid]

I dare you to hold a plank for 5 mins

[IZUCHUKWU⚡ @alte_native]

Can’t forget in September last year when I reluctantly played one of @TheRealCEOAmber games with 500 naira. Woke up about an hour to see a boom of 256,000k.

Felt like one of those unreal moments.

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

Someone who’s cruel to others and kind to you will eventually turn on you.

You can count on that.

[𝐐𝒎𝒂𝒙 ✰ @itzQmax]

I found a beautiful verse in Isaiah 46:4.
I have made you. I will carry you; I will sustain you and I will rescue you!

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

one of the healthiest habit anyone could learn is training yourself not to talk too much.

[Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C]

A perfect retirement plan is waking up in your mansion by the seaside, with exotic cars in the garage and a loaded bank account. Not waking up next to a woman.

Y’all simps always act like women are the prize . They’re not. The real prize is freedom, peace of mind, and financial security.

[Queenwukong ❤🏳️‍⚧️ @Goonbr3on]

Some people just gotta die man

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Be the man who can face a breakup, lose a job, deal with debt, and still say, “I’ll figure it out.”

As a man, never seek Pity. Neverrrrr.

[r. suleiman★(pl winner 2026🔴⚪️) @ra1eee]

Tinubu didn’t give you the fucking math set. It’s part of your waec fees🫩
I hate dumb kids

[NEMESIS🍃 @CocoAfrica69]

Neighborhood kid: Uncle good evening

Me: Howfar bad boy .

[IZUCHUKWU⚡ @alte_native]

@_kayode__ Baba my own story be say, boys bin open group chat for Saturday flex and dem talk say na 15k each. Dem no add me and my guy because dem think say we no fit afford am, na just hear we Dey hear about the group chat, we come be like outsiders but thank God, men don level up 🙏

[Ghost St Patrick @_kayode__]

The worst part na when your guys dey do things and dem no call you . You go hear “we no won disturb you na why “