Alper Kologlu

Poop taker / Art Director
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@JonesOnTheNBA It’s AI generated. That’s why

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@MenInBlazers USMNT will finish 3rd after Paraguay and Türkiye

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Today feels like the culmination of collective imagination of Americans who saw Idiocracy back in the day and thought we ought to give this a try.

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@LinusEkenstam Good, he can go to Mars and never come back here. That would be great.

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@tribundergi Herkes, bütün lig, bütün takımlar çocuk gibi ağlıyor her maçtan sonra. İnsanda biraz itibar olur, öz saygı olur. Bu nasıl iş valla? Utanmaları yok, kocaman adamlar 6 yaşında çocuk gibi sağa sola parmak uzatıp, o benim hakkım, o benim oyuncağım diye bağırıyor.

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@ESPNFC But it’s not so this is a pretty useless statement.

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@MaxessTv That's not filmed in CA. Please don't believe everything you see here without doing your own research and checking credible new sources

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@FBBasketbol Way past his prime unfortunately.
3.2ppg / 1.4rpg / 0.45 bpg at most. No need to celebrate this much.

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@chabyhan I beg your pardon

https://t.co/b7UE0piqTE

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@AP Why is this breaking news? Were we expecting game not the end with one of the teams as the winner?

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@JRochedy Imagine being a white, sandy blond, brown eyed, cigar smoking, meatheaded French spreading racist, fascist and Nazi eugenics theories using his privileged platform.

Just imagine or don’t because here is one up here to fulfill all your wild imaginations 👆🏼

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@MenInBlazers Football is leaving home

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@yagosabuncuoglu Seneye 6. bitiririz.

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@zackbeauchamp @voxdotcom No one won anything. Not Israel, nor Iran. There are no victories in this. Talking about war as if it’s team sports is not going to help anyone.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

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Who’s going to tell TMobile Scrubs was a thing 15 years ago? #plannerbowl

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I’d love to reenact that Kia ad in a more believable scenario, e.g in the puddle of garbage drippings in front of my grandad’s middle class apartment building #plannerbowl

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Watch me cringe. #MSCopilot #plannerbowl

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Alaska Airlines: Now you can cross your legs on our planes for $200 extra round trip, fee and taxes not included. #plannerbowl

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Volkswagen, where was emissions gate in that historical walk through? #plannerbowl