Waffle Yomama 🐀

funny as shit. like that shit you just stepped in. DISCLAIMER: fuck you SPOILER: No matter what my avi is, I'm a dude

[Waffle Yomama 🐀 @altered_eggo]

@baker_girlie They’re everywhere’s in Europe and believe me when I say that the European drivers aren’t better than American drivers. But the only time I see problems are when the roundabouts are multi-lane.

[Waffle Yomama 🐀 @altered_eggo]

@wildfreakouts Sort of makes you wonder why she’s single.

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@washghost1 I guess she’s never heard of cameras and being charged with theft. If she’s a tourist, the cars found pretty quickly and the rental company will deduct it from your card.

[Waffle Yomama 🐀 @altered_eggo]

@MAGACult2 When we’re in the States, we freak at the cost of toilet paper.

Shits expensive!

[Waffle Yomama 🐀 @altered_eggo]

@otokyo The GOP

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@fvckerysprinkle I’d be lion if I said no

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@iman_560 Hot

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@chasman6319 @lady_valor_07

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@otokyo I’m at work and don’t have any

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Sometimes you just want to alt+F4 the fuck out of all this shit

[Waffle Yomama 🐀 @altered_eggo]

Why does every “tweet” in my timeline read like clickbait?!?

THE ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU!!

[Waffle Yomama 🐀 @altered_eggo]

@donwinslow Yes we are (again)

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@Maga_Trigger

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@Maga_Trigger

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@oelma__ What’s

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 so kinky

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@Oldtimers365 In July, both ways up hill.

[Waffle Yomama 🐀 @altered_eggo]

@otokyo I said a German word, did you hear it?

[Waffle Yomama 🐀 @altered_eggo]

@Geniustechw Earth has no threats, we’re just so arrogant to think that the threats to our “civilization” threatens earth as well.
Even if the earth were to get smacked by a meteor, it would probably just keep plowing merrily through space without us.

[Waffle Yomama 🐀 @altered_eggo]

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Start tRUMP tirade 🥳