Floyd R Billet

90% attempting to be 99% comical

[Floyd R Billet @alternatedoc]

Here’s what I’m thinking: You leave him, then marry me because I want to be a cuckold that badly.

[Floyd R Billet @alternatedoc]

No words https://t.co/hsgoMKw7Hz

[Floyd R Billet @alternatedoc]

"Please select all images with mini station wagons"

[PPD Missing Persons @PPDMissing]

Missing Juvenile Keemani Jamillah Cole “Suga” from the 26th District https://t.co/zZVm3idONH

[PPD Missing Persons @PPDMissing]

Missing Juvenile Mariah Thomas from the 17th District https://t.co/EivIl3T4qP

[🇨🇦 MissingPeople.CA/.US 🇺🇸 @Missing_CA]

MISSING PERSON IN TORONTO, ONTARIO – BRIANNA, 34 – LAST SEEN MAY 16, 2026
https://t.co/kuHZZEY5ye

The Toronto Police Service is requesting the public's assistance locating a missing person.

Brianna, 34, was last seen on Saturday, May 16, 2026, at 7 p.m., in the Avenue Road and Dupont Street area.

Brianna is 5'1" tall, 185 lbs., with long straight brown hair.

Police are concerned for their safety.

Anyone with information is asked to contact Toronto Police Service at 416-808-5300.

Share widely to help bring Brianna home safely. ❤️

[Jay Long @ucallthatatweet]

https://t.co/eRVC1NiSIp I lost my mother 3 years ago Today. I now believe that if I had been told sooner about her suspected movement disorder (later confirmed), she would have benefitted comparably to how my father (who got to a specialist early) benefits.

[Floyd R Billet @alternatedoc]

@busywerk Sometimes I just plain want something. We get to hear the rumble at about 30 seconds. https://t.co/uQcSFWb2hj

[Floyd R Billet @alternatedoc]

May your favorite country music station replace bluegrass with auto tune. #Nonprofanecursing

[Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt]

I understand the no–bare-skin rule for trying on swimsuits, but my body's covered with a protective layer of lice.

[FOX 32 News @fox32news]

Chicago police are asking for the public's help in locating a 16-year-old girl who was reported missing Wednesday from the Near West Side. https://t.co/6o90mdKIGq

[Jay Long @ucallthatatweet]

https://t.co/KrchTLJgCp

[Floyd R Billet @alternatedoc]

@MoreTwitty I guess we need to save it -for- the “four” in “44”.

[Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty]

I was going to add one but they said, "NO U -- don't!"

[Floyd R Billet @alternatedoc]

Hear, hear!

[🐝 Mr. Busy 🐝 @busywerk]

Shakespeare was a hack.

[Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt]

The global network of urinals forms a continuous system; the stream connects all men as one.

[Missing Children Society of Canada (MCSC) @MCSCanada]

17 yr old, Courtney Cattleman #missing from #MontanaFirstNation, #Alberta. Please read & RT! https://t.co/tYSUbAspL8

https://t.co/N3DUZnpaOd

[Floyd R Billet @alternatedoc]

https://t.co/QiQJLiMO0j @ucallthatatweet

[Floyd R Billet @alternatedoc]

@ThePunnyWorld Am I the only one who met a Catherine who named her daughter Katherine?

[Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty]

I lost mine

[Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt]

When life gives you Lyme disease, make Lyme disease-aid.