Abby Baker

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Me:"does anyone know the president the HOOVER dam was named after?" Stacey:"Mr. Dam!" #stuffstaceysays

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"I always yawn even if I'm not tired. It hydrates my eyes." @StaceyHailes #stuffstaceysays

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Just made it through security with my makeup, perfume and absolutely no quart size bag. My lucky day! #GailGoesToVegas

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Old lady watching passengers exit our plane from Vegas. "From Vegas? They're not tan! I want a tan!" I'm with you, Grandma. #GailGoesToVegas

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When it's 1am and you are reminding yourself about how the US Legislative branch works. #nerd

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Dead Pool: a movie that made me want to say all the sassy things that I'm thinking.

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When your gym outfit can't decide if you're going clubbing or a member of the sandlot...

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Everyone is talking about Star Wars and I'm just waiting for The Hateful Eight. #QuentinTarantinoFTW

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Just arrived in Brooklyn and am so excited to see @Atonks and @BenjaminAdviser tomorrow!!! :)))

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Sometimes I have to pinch myself on my drive to work. Ocean views for days...

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@AaronMurray04 your emoji game is on point!

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I'm that single girl who decides to roast a leg of lamb and decorate for Christmas alone on a Monday night.

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Holidays are supposed to be happy

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Once upon a time, I took 3 days off to cook Thanksgiving dinner & became exhausted. Back to work for 26 hrs this weekend. #norestforthechef

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The things I

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Sometimes you go home for the holidays, even when you only live 30 minutes away

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Yes, I only watch The Hunger Games for Woody Harrelson

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It wasn't until I started getting ready for church this morning that I realized it was Saturday. #lateforwork

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Homemade Chicken Pot Pie, Sorcerer's Stone and a cup of tetley = winning Sunday Night.

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Is it a penguin? Is it @staceytonks ? #facetimingwithpenguins https://t.co/iR8wK4m6Ji