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@DrewPavlou from someone who used to live there, she’s not wrong

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@Keir_Starmer i’m just Kier for the comments

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@SecessionWA literally retards

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@GuoShenCN7 BTC

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@reginamarquinho both ;)

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@Keir_Starmer get fucked you lying cunt

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@JacintaAllanMP yeah to be honest Melbourne CBD is a war zone these days anyway. thanks for giving me a reason to avoid

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@ausvstheagenda incorrect my visa says i can’t be an Australian

[Monica Smit / Reignite Democracy @reignitedem]

Aussies: “We need to minimise immigration.”
Gov: “No, we aren’t doing that.”

Aussies: “Rent is too expensive.”
Gov: “Good point. We’ll increase costs for landlords so they have to charge you more.”

Aussies..."Electricity is too expensive"
Gov..."We're committed to net zero...regardless of the cost to you!"

Aussies: “I can’t keep up with the cost of living.”
Gov: “Too bad. We can’t stop spending more than we’re making, so inflation will keep rising.”

Aussies: “The NDIS is scamming taxpayers out of millions every year.”
Gov: “Yeah, but we don’t want to offend the NDIS scammers — they might call us racist.”

Aussies: “Okay fine, we gave you a chance. We’re voting @OneNationAus.”
Gov: “You filthy, uneducated racist.”

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@TsGiordyPrt show me a picture of you standing up from behind. only the connoisseurs know this one

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@hisaflog100 has to be Melbourne, right?

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@jon_d_doee he’s dying and that dude just steals his bench without checking - that’s the real story here

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@CopperCation a great use of the tv licence fee i’m sure…

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@masculinepath04 @grok what is this image supposed
to represent?

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@TheCleanCarClub must be like going on holiday with James Bond…

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@TheDefiantGhost something to look forward to then…

[Extra time Memes @ExtraTimeMeme]

🚨 THE IRAN WAR WILL BE OVER WITHIN 2 WEEKS. HERE'S EXACTLY HOW IT PLAYS OUT.

My prediction:

This war ends before the end of March. And when it does, the people who stayed calm will be the ones who got RICH.

Let that sink in.

💀 Iran's missile capacity — DESTROYED
💀 Iran's navy — COMBAT INEFFECTIVE
💀 Iran's airspace — belongs to the US Air Force now
💀 Iran's oil lifeline at Kharg Island — BOMBED
💀 Iran's exiled prince already announced a TRANSITION GOVERNMENT

Here's the step-by-step:

→ Step 1: Iran runs out of interceptors and missile stockpiles ✅ (already happening)
→ Step 2: Iran pivots to desperate economic threats — targeting US companies, UAE ports, threatening Ukraine ✅ (happening TODAY)
→ Step 3: Iran's proxies lose funding as oil revenue collapses ✅ (Kharg Island offline)
→ Step 4: Backchannels open — Kushner is already leading ceasefire talks with Lebanon
→ Step 5: Iran accepts terms — because they have NOTHING LEFT to fight with
→ Step 6: Markets EXPLODE upward

⚠️ When this war ends — oil drops from $100+ back to $70-80
⚠️ Gas prices PLUMMET
⚠️ Stocks rally — the S&P will rip 10-15% in WEEKS
⚠️ BTC pumps — every dollar that fled to safety comes FLOODING back into risk assets
⚠️ A 45-year threat to the Middle East gets eliminated in under 30 days

They're showing you chaos, destruction, and World War 3 headlines.
They're NOT showing you that Iran is a country running on FUMES — militarily, economically, and politically.

Every war in history looks darkest right before it ends.

The people panic-selling right now will be the same people FOMO-buying in 3 weeks at 20% higher prices.

This is not a prediction. This is pattern recognition.

If you're seeing this, the algorithm hasn't caught up yet. Follow + RT NOW. 🚨

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@PeterMcCormack @Keir_Starmer may be you should burn them just for good
measure you extremeist zealot!

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@TheGriftReport Any guesses on the replacement flag?

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@Michael94858047 love how i’ve had to do everything right through the visa system then PR and still have to wait until 2027!for citi