alt-girl from mars 🦇

yee

[that girl. 👁‍🗨 @RozayJanae]

Banter & wittiness is such a dying art because people don’t read and lack nuance. But I just loveee when I can be facetious with someone and they GET IT.

[Dr Scarface📍🩺 @king_pearxe]

The longer I work in healthcare, the more I realize who you marry is way more important than when you marry

[⋆⟢ @cyber_l0ser]

''self care" and it's literally just me having no human interaction for the whole day

[alt-girl from mars 🦇 @altgirlfrommars]

The weight of taffy in my purse is starting like the weight of a mother

[Lord of the Rings Memes @TheLOTRMemes]

Remember this next time

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Tom Holland sharing a quote that said “if you have a problem with me, text me, and if you don’t have my number, you don’t know me well enough to have a problem with me” really stuck with me

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

You need a lot of inner peace to avoid getting rage baited by your mom

[bug 🐜 @b4by_bug0]

You ever met your exact type and went completely insane?

[grace @gracefishlove]

sorry for acting weird i realised you mean something to me

[yara 💘 @dykeinof]

i need people saying “body goals” to know that this isn’t just dancing. baby those are weight training legs. she’s hitting bulgarians and abductors and deadlifts and she’s EATING. this isn’t the body of a starving cardio bunny. this woman lifts and eats proteins and CALORIES

[trash jones @jzux]

me when my friends mess up: you’re only human, please be kind to yourself. it’s ok to learn

me when i mess up: they should shoot me like a dog in the street

[Juliette @0bserventslut]

oh no... you're possessive... (heheheh) how awful...

[Patrick Byrne @PatrickByrne]

If you’re not following this account of a Japanese man abroad in America, you should be.

[𝔎𝔢𝔯𝔯𝔦 𖦹⭒°｡⋆ @kerrixma]

what a beauty💚👽

[𓊓 @social_actavis]

it’s all water under the bridge man. dark dirty water under a horrible horrible bridge

[✒️ @Literariium]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

im loveulating

[kage @sukikage_]

Self undiagnosing. I’m fine