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[nathan PM @altguy3]

@Anyavovaa @HabCorpLinguist She’s right and your post begs this question one thousand times over.

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

You are a CRAVATH SWAYNE senior NDA associate. Draft the best NDA for a Facebook Marketplace seller trying to offload a clapped out 2006 BMW 330i with fake M badges. Must be airtight under Bakersfield, CA law.

[nathan PM @altguy3]

@samueladamshall Roll crush !

[cary @brokebackstan]

remember when hunter biden paid for a private lap dance from that stripper and just made her listen to fleet foxes

[Maia @maiamindel]

The Chicago Pope implies the existence of a New Keynesian Pope and a Behavioral Pope

[nathan PM @altguy3]

If the weekend can start on Thursday then summer can start in March I literally dgaf

[nathan PM @altguy3]

Do something about this @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris

[nathan PM @altguy3]

Can someone please explain to me how flyering a whole neighborhood of houses / cars is not just straight up littering?

[nathan PM @altguy3]

I bought one of those protein shakers off the TikTok shop that leaks so bad I can only use it in the shower

[nathan PM @altguy3]

It’s actually kind of a tired look…

[nathan PM @altguy3]

I’ve seen three different guys today I thought were jd vance

[nathan PM @altguy3]

Remember when the F in FAANG used to stand for Flappy Bird …

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

black hole sun won’t you come

[Stamford Sam @Stamford_Sam]

Imagine being the investment banker on the Louisiana Purchase

[nathan PM @altguy3]

Cannot WAIT to watch Gen Z discover LinkedIn 🔜🔜🔜

[nathan PM @altguy3]

Has art gone too far?

[nathan PM @altguy3]

omg that’s your fur baby?? 😍😍😍 and that’s its shit all over the sidewalk????❤️❤️ omggggggg 🥰🥰

[Alex @midsmoker34]

is it wrong if im a substitute teacher and all i wanna do is smoke with my students and put them on to new music

[Pata van Goon @basedalexandoor]

mfs will follow everything peter thiel says until it's time to fuck dudes

[nathan PM @altguy3]

they should let kids drink on planes