Alan*

Liverpool supporter, Bricklayer,
Rubbish golfer.

[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

People who have been jabbed saying Costa ban on the unjabbed is a good thing?
I've been jabbed and I think it's atrocious. Then again I'm not a twat.
#BoycottCosta

[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

@suemcco11 Welcome to the future.

[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

@wdsu I wonder who the pilot was.
Does anyone know her name?

[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

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[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

Am I the only one who doesn't get the hype about Lamine Camara?
Then again, I said the same about Firmino initially, and look how that turned out 🫤

[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

@DailyDivot Ricky Fowler.
Met him above a bar at Hoylake.
I had a problem with my phone and Ricky fixed it.
Sound fella.

[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

@Rab75A @LFCGraham4 FFS 😄

[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

@AVillaFootball My ma worked in the chippy in Bootle.
Every Friday she told me to come in and get the tea for the family.
She'd give me a fiver to hand over as payment, then give me back my change, which was five pound in coins 😂

[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

@InternetH0F I'm not surprised.
She's a shoplifter.

[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

@StanCollymore You mean Emery don't you.
At least Carra had the bollocks to say so 😂

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is my type of humor

[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

@Utdchief001 Put them both on the market and see what they sell for.

[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

@Anfield_Sector @ptgorst HAS anyone actually asked him?
Cos I can't work out why he would do that.

[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

@BackseatsmanLFC They may as well get used to playing Fleetwood.

[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

Got no problem with Trent coming back.
Anyone can make a mistake or regret acting like a knob.
But there's no way we should pay more than we sold him for.
To lose him and pay to get him back?

Nah.

[San Marino Fútbol 🇸🇲 @SanMarinoTeam]

@ManUtd We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲

[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

@LFCTransferRoom Shouls have got himself a humility transplant instead of a hair transplant.
Getting ahead of yourself.
The downfall of many promising coaches.

[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

Mo Salah doing well since he left Liverpool.
He plays a cracker part in East of Eden on Netflix.

[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

@anon_opin A couple of pints signals the start of your holiday.
You've worked your bollocks off for this all year.
Doesn't matter either if it's 5am.
There's no clocks when your on your hols.

[Alan* @AlTheBrickieLFC]

@CarnoustieCad If you used this tweet to try and sell the game to people, you'd struggle to get people to play it.
Yet you sum it up perfectly.
It's the best sport in the world.