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𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕟𝕖𝕨𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕖 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕦𝕝𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖.

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@ItsaMeMarios *tidy, polite, and preferably white

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#September11

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

baby (sword for scale)

[Terminally Von der Leyen @Ciaranxo]

Introducing my new fighting Gameboy Game: Alt History Types of Guys!

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Matt Gaetz never took COVID-19 seriously because she was a little too old for him.

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Not a financial advisor

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Earth is not flat, it’s a hollow globe & Donkey King lives there!

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Relatable Content of the Day

[Diogenes of Santa Cruz - @hoplit.bsky.social @hoplitnet]

When your cat is secretly a 5th dimensional elder god.

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Fun Fact: Each dancer is a failed The Weeknd clone that will be ethically disposed of after the halftime show.

[DOGE Value/News @DogecoinBot]

Tweeting for the first time in 6 years to say what the fuck

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Steve Bannon lives to steal another day as we continue to observe the grifts within grifts within grifts.

[libby @mountain_lib]

my middle school girlfriend is WANTED by the FBI for stealing nancy pelosi’s computer and trying to sell it to the Russians.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Them: I hope this email finds you well.

Me: *eating bagel bites in my pajamas at 4 PM* It does not

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Language is alive and ever changing

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

exact same response as before but in lowercase and he spelled woah different. what does it all mean

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@Zachpiona Always a pleasure to come across a true leftist

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Entomologists rejoice! The #Browns have emerged from their subterranean slumber for their once-every-17-seasons playoff appearance.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

me (too lazy to microwave something): i should support a struggling small business during these unprecedented times