Emma 🗡

E D JENKINS
former smart person
gay elf enjoyer
rep @Awritesinger

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

when the fantasy book starts getting into trade relations between neighbouring nations

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

was not aware that he was aware of the concept of technoblade so you can imagine my delight

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

Ok I asked my 5yo and he didn't even think about it he just immediately said, as if it was the most obvious answer, "technoblade"

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

mmm craft steering lessons might be cancelled today

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

meet me at the beach in the next ten minutes if you want to steer the craft

[Lark @king_of_limb]

I'm sorry you had to see my aloof and enigmatic facade fall for a second there princess

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

@JoeyFortune he just got “minecraft 2” (dungeons II) so his standards are delusionally high

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

5yo was so excited for WoW Forever and he spent like 10 mins playing then stopped in disgust because 'its the same game as normal world of warcraft'

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

@HenryPonco we’ll drop him straight into molten core and see if that’s new enough for him

[radish 萝卜 @yinsanyun]

when a healer rescues you into an aoe, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[✧✦✧✦✧ @VOIDTHROAT]

i spend about 40 hours a week lying in bed breathing shallowly trying not to think. it's my big project. my life's work.

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Oh, you're reading for pleasure? Let me know when you're ready to confront the intractable contradictions of material history inscribed in the work's form

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

closing an unread article after a week like 'pssht I dont care about this anymore'
Immediately going to browser history, tail between legs, like 'wait sorry sorry yes I do'

[BRADZONE @BRADZ0NE]

last night was a difficult time for asmongold. but as wow forever players, we have the power to make sure today sucks for him as well. let's all make the most of today and have a good launch

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

sitting infront of my computer waiting for my dreams to come true

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

ever since i was a child i have always wanted to throw myself upon the mercy of the court

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

“I’ll shoot you an email!” I say, as though its as simple as pulling a trigger. as though it will take a fraction of a second. as though its the person I am aiming at who will experience pain and anguish and suffering and not, in fact, me.

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

work people are like 'I feel guilty for taking a long lunch don’t you?’ and i'm like 'I think I experience emotions in a way that is fundamentally incompatible with office culture'

[Rosalind @rosalindmar19]

Alt lit community! Let’s all stop fighting and get back to it really matters: Publishing each other’s bad writing and then not reading it

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

every day at 2pm I think I cant go on, I cant do it, ouhhghh, put me out of my misery, and then I have a big drink of coconut water and everything is ok :3

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

wait this is enemies to lovers irl

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

this happened to me and now we are common law married it’s normal

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

it finally happened: i had an amazing night out and made a wonderful new friend with similar music tastes only to find out that we have eachother mutually blocked on twitter