Emma 🗡

E D JENKINS
former smart person
gay elf enjoyer
rep @Awritesinger

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

when the fantasy book starts getting into trade relations between neighbouring nations

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

@ScottFarbman He had a 'fly you fools' phase last month where he would dramatically roll off the bed but I had to ban that one

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

4 year old is a huge gandalf v balrog scene fan and he’s started standing in doorways blocking my path while shouting LORD OF THE RINGS! ARE YOU ALLOWED TO COME IN HERE?

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

don't give up. you are NOT behind. ötzi the iceman didn't die and get all frozen and turn into beef jerky til he was 45 years old.

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

I am committed to gay elf media … haldir… spock… and the rest

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

Big news for my fellow gay elf enjoyers: I have signed with a literary agent for my fun gay elf sports romance fantasy book

[EpicTrey @twinkSlayer16]

we don't hate the nazis enough. i know thats a crazy thing to say, but we really don't

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

Big news for my fellow gay elf enjoyers: I have signed with a literary agent for my fun gay elf sports romance fantasy book

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

every friday I sit down at my little desk and inhale stimulants and write gay fantasy and every friday is the best day of my life

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

lunch with work colleagues… computer, run eat_normal.exe

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

I love tricking my kid he hates quiche but boy oh boy does he love egg pie

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

@SlayerRules_420 we need our best gay elf archeologists on this immediately

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

it’s a good time to be a gay elf enjoyer there are more gay elves today than there have ever been at any other point in history

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

“It’s my honor to announce that the true pope is working with us from Avignon”

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

its genuinely impossible to feel good about your life when you are staring down a microsoft product

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

This is kind of what it feels like to succeed

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

looking forward to another great day working at the getting punched in the face factory where I get punched in the face for seven hours (one hour lunch break)

[turbomander @turbomander]

i say something embarrassing at the party and the room becomes silent. without another word, a swarm of crows begins whipping around me. lightning strikes, the birds scatter, revealing my half eaten charred corpse. a knock on the door. it’s me. “was that guy bothering you?” i say

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Explain in genius terms. Explain like I already know everything