Kaiden (Parody)

“ I did it to keep you safe.” MCU /OC. Not impersonating. Parody main ship @wolfdenafterhrs ( not DTF) Zeta ranked Wolf. 2nd ship @fearlesslykori

[Kaiden (Parody) @altichero]

Ten years from now, they will know my name
╰══ღ❦ღ══════💜═╯
—- penned by #Altic
Original character
Archer. Vigilante. Protector.

[𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚃. 𑣲. @BR0KENM1RR0RS]

ᥫ᭡. i want to clarify something
my mutual @VlLLAGEBEAST hasn't done anything to make me uncomfortable.

there's screenshots being posted regarding a conversation in an ic channel on discord, and i want to say that i wasn't uncomfortable by it. we make silly jokes at—

[Kaiden (Parody) @altichero]

Rude.

[Mia Smoak @FrakingArcher]

Bored. So I shaved @altichero bald when he was sleeping.. happy Friday, y'all!

[Kaiden (Parody) @altichero]

The misses just shaved me bald. Greeeeat.

[Kaiden (Parody) @altichero]

:: normalize being different from the other Sienna's in Twitter RP.

[Sienna ་ཀ་ @ScarredWarri0R]

||. I'm so nervous...my verse in here verses the other app is completely different. Like, should I mesh them together? In the other app, she's full blown immortal and has heavenly fire in her veins ( completely not cannon).. Dude. I'm scared.

[Kaiden (Parody) @altichero]

:: DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

[Sienna ་ཀ་ @ScarredWarri0R]

|| interacting with @altichero and I had a to rein myself in from being an absolutely unhinged psychopath. Like, ummmm. This isn't MeWe. 💀Oops.

[Kaiden (Parody) @altichero]

Cut him some slack?

[Sienna ་ཀ་ @ScarredWarri0R]

And she cares why?
She knows you're obsessed with Mia Smoak.
Break her best friends heart and she's not sorry for whatever violence she may inflict upon you.

[Kaiden (Parody) @altichero]

@ScarredWarri0R
I feel really insulted by you. I'm not a red flag.

[Kaiden (Parody) @altichero]

Did you want to go out?

[Mia Smoak @FrakingArcher]

Lord Jesus, have mercy..

Nope. No. No. No. No.

[Mia Smoak @FrakingArcher]

A sharp object.. Singing for your blood.

[Mia Smoak @FrakingArcher]

If he didn't have amazing abs...
She wouldn't have considered ( yuck) having dinner with him. IT IS NOT A RELATIONSHIP, DON'T ASSUME IT'S LOVE, KAIDEN..she just kinda has a thing for your abs.

[Kaiden (Parody) @altichero]

What's she got there

[Mia Smoak @FrakingArcher]

She has a sharp object...

[Kaiden (Parody) @altichero]

He rubs the back of his head " ow. That was ~ actually kinda hot."

[Mia Smoak @FrakingArcher]

Slamming his head against the wall, she glared at him, “ You got attached. I just wanted to get laid. Back off !”

[Kaiden (Parody) @altichero]

Is this the part where you kiss me or where you kill me

[Mia Smoak @FrakingArcher]

She blinks at Kai, deadpan. Emotionless. Her cold steel gaze lingers on his face before she heaved him up by the collar of his shirt and slammed him against the wall.

[Kaiden (Parody) @altichero]

L. O. V. E. Looooove.

[Mia Smoak @FrakingArcher]

“ call it ‘ love’ one more time, and I swear — I will vomit on the floor and shove your unconscious body into it.”

Love? Ew. Don’t make it weird.

[Kaiden (Parody) @altichero]

It's lovvvvee

[Mia Smoak @FrakingArcher]

She tolerates him...

[Kaiden (Parody) @altichero]

She loves him. She just didn't want to admit that.

[Mia Smoak @FrakingArcher]

You will never get her say that she loves you. She hates the ‘ L ‘ word.

“ Just because we slept together doesn’t make it love.”

[Kaiden (Parody) @altichero]

That’s toe loves a hangnail and the mouse is Jerry.

[Mia Smoak @FrakingArcher]

Don’t take it personally, Kai. A l l men piss her off. It’s nothing personal. She finds him annoying in a cute adorkable way. Like a foe loves a hang nail. Like , uhh. Like Tom loves Terry or whoever that cartoon mouse was.

[Kaiden (Parody) @altichero]

@FrakingArcher did he do something to piss her off ?