Alt Left

☮️❄️🌈🔭🔬🌎 #Resist #VoteThemOut2020

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

Because snowflakes are busy people and we need to know. #Resist #TrumpImpeachmentParty

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

Smarter than @realDonaldTrump, the rocks in my backyard are.

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

And if anyone would know an asshole when he sees one..

[Axl Rose @axlrose]

It’s official! Whatever anyone may have previously thought of Steve Mnuchin he’s officially an asshole.

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

I saw #GoJoe trending and first thought President Pussy Grabber @realDonaldTrump was promoting ingesting automotive hand cleaner.

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

@DavidJHarrisJr @realDonaldTrump "An amazing economy" was already there when President Pussy Grabber @realDonaldTrump arrived.

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

@wilsonpoppy138 @BarronBillTrump @JZ3618 Saving our country from what exactly? We have more COVID-19 deaths than any other country.

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

@ThatEricAlper I only wear band shirts. Today, like most days, I have on @Slayer.

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

Me: Yo, boss.. instead of being paid by the hour, can I instead be paid by how many times President Pussy Grabber @realDonaldTrump says "tremendously" ?
Boss: We can't fucking afford that!

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

@secnav and @USNavy, the loss of confidence is actually in YOU.

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

Poster boy for willful ignorance: @BrianKempGA

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

Trump Vodka: FAILED
Trump Steaks: FAILED
Trump Airlines: FAILED
Trump Casinos: FAILED
Trump University: FAILED
Trump Foundation: FAILED
Trump Border Wall: FAILED
Trump Presidency: FAILED
Trump Virus: SUCCESS

#TrumpVirus

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

If @MSNBC is gonna fire @BrianWillTV for sucking at math then it has to also fire @chucktodd for sucking at everything. Just sayin'. #MathIsHard

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

Or pre- climate change construction codes?

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

My daughter is in the Nashville neighborhood Germantown, safe and sound.

Thank you all so much for the kind words. She's sending pictures of some crazy devastation in the area.

Modern construction codes are...not so good.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

The only way we beat Trump is through a politics that reflects the decency of the American people. It’s what we sought to practice in my campaign—and it’s what @JoeBiden has practiced his whole life.

I'm proud to stand with the VP and help make him our next Commander-in-Chief.

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

@senrobportman @realDonaldTrump

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

This tweet is a reminder that @realDonaldTrump in last 2 years:

- Cut 80% of CDC programs to prevent global disease outbreak

-Shutdown entire global health security unit at NatSec Council

-Cut Nat. Health Spending by $15B

-Eliminated $30m complex crisis fund

#TrumpVirus

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

https://t.co/eKlFRGHMiw Cigarettes don't kill people, bad guys with cigarettes kill people. Mike probably smokes near "a good guy with a cigarette". #CanWeGetAScientistUpInHere

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

@clouttrout420 @perlmutations At least.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

MIKE PENCE:

- His budget cuts in Indiana led to the spread of HIV there

- Wrote articles about how smoking does NOT cause cancer

- Calls global warming a myth

- Was put in charge, by trump, of the Coronavirus response

UNBELIEVABLE.
#CoronaVirusUpdates

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

You mean to say the vice president reports to the president? Who the fuck knew? Thanks for the info @realDonaldTrump!

[Alt Left @altleftrocks]

Very very tremendously good people who are very very tremendously ready for this. OMFG. Someone buy this low-IQ Cheeto a fucking thesaurus.