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Your daily dose of brutally honest, fun & inclusive sex memes. too real & vulnerable. Voted most likely to have a threesum. Still havent. Still looking. DM me.

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when you finally confront your shitty cyclical relationship decisions but your growing awareness of them makes it worse

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me, being the bigger person and resisting the advances of a girl who hurt my friend #sexmemes

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when you start talking to someone new and realize they embody millenial casual dating culture

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me: i'm too picky, i just don't like anyone
boy who is cute and smart: hi
me:

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having a clit then going down on a girl for the first time and looking for the clit like #sexmemes

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when he's a good conversationalist, respects his mom, and walks you home #sexmemes

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me at the begining of the date vs.
me at 7am during 3rd round sex #sexmemes

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getting to that point where one night stands make you feel more in control than out of control #sexmemes

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when you tell him you faked an orgasm on your way out the door #sexmemes

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when you're about to pull down his pants and remember micro-penises are a thing #sexmemes

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when a thicc girl sits on your face #sexmemes

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when you go home with a random just so you can cum and he hits you with "i don't go down on girls the first time"

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when a boy is treating you right but society has trained to trust no man so you have to pretend to believe it while keeping your guard up

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When bae is trying to put the moves on you but you're tired af. #sexmemes

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When your friend is trying to move up your plans by a couple hours. #sexmemes

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When you see a hottie on the subways and can't stop undressing them with your eyes.#sexmemes

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When you're trying to fuck a stoner #sexmemes

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When you trying to figure out why they tried to put it in your butt without asking. #sexmemes