Alt Mets

The unofficial resistance team of the Mets organization. Satire/Shitshow that is baseball in Queens

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Been awhile but it’s still pertinent #SellTheTeam

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Hey @mets #FireRayRamirez, blood clots like this occur from repeated damage. If the trainer didn't catch that obviously we need a new one

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Mets are 500 right now whattttttt

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@MBrownstein89 The "Willie Mays Hays" strategy courtesy of the @Indians

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@mconforto8 needs to play every day

[New York Mets Stats @NYMStats]

Michael Conforto has three leadoff homeruns this season, leading the National League.

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@metspolice No Conforto either. This dumb

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@MLB @esurance Where's @mconforto8

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Hey @MLB why isn't @mconforto8 on the #ASG lineup... I know Terry hates playing him everyday but come on #lgm @Mets

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@FalseMets #terryball

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@RisingAppleBlog In other news Terry Collins thinks the sky is green and that Tebow should start over Conforto #terryball #lgm

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Can @Mets fans vote for @TimTebow for the #asg #AllStarGame #lgm

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@RVacchianoSNY @Mets set to sign them to fill in as a starting pitcher and pinch runner #alt #lgm

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@MLB @esurance Best witch doctor goes to Mets Trainer Ray Ramirez

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@Noahsyndergaard out w/ a lat tear. @Mets witch doctor #RayRamirez set to treat him with leeches and the blood of goat #FireRayRamirez #lgm

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The @Mets looked great today. No reason to fire the training staff or Terry Collins #lgm #alt #mets #firerayramirez #terryball

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@Mets bring up @TimTebow for #tebowtime send Conforto down because #terryball

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Citizens of Willets Point want to level Citifield so the dumpster fire that is the @Mets doesn't ruin the scenery #LGM #alt @KFCBarstool

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@DougWilliamsSNY

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All @Mets fans are asked to wear their #black jerseys for the next week to mourn the beginning of the 2017 season @KFCBarstool #lgm #alt