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[Ultra 64 @SuperUltra64]

Frutiger NEUTRAL

[Tee 🗡️ @KnightFlock]

🚨 FOUND ANOTHER FAKE NFL PLAYER.

First Daejon Love. Now Tyler Loop.

Google said Loop was a placekicker who played for the Wildcats & Ravens.

There was even a Roc Nation “Welcome to the Family” graphic with his name on it.

ALL FAKE.

[Greg @dcdutchiedude]

If you did this, I swear I’m not mad. I just want to ask you a few questions lol. Please DM #bikedc

[clurge pingus @clurgepingus]

ive been getting tetris vision but for sudoku and its making think that two people cant stand next to each other

[yaoi gagarin @vehiclefan53]

lowkey i think the dividing line between being a good driver and a bad one is can u read the body language of cars

[☀️ @altocumu]

@CooperFliff some netizens dont know its like this when your partner is working in a city youre unemployable in

[☀️ @altocumu]

@sasimons i wish you could search by venue! i’d also be interested to know what john mulaney was paid for his second appearance at umd in 2025

[Human Cigarette 🐓 @twintrantasy]

My gf and I have a shared camera roll and inside of it she leaves pictures of machines and stuff that she likes. Like what is this

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

He’s so nasty and ran thru it’s insanely unbecoming for someone in such a coveted position

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

scrub my shellayyyyyy

[spoons (comms open) @spouons]

i wanna feel like this

[camryn 🦭 @sweetarare]

the fruit bowl 🦭 #sealtwt

[Ironik @Ironik0422]

new hire just referred to everyone in the work gc as "frens"

[spaghetti policy analyst 🇵🇸 ✮⋆˙⊹˚.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @0atmik]

i think luigi mangione rating the unabomber’s manifesto a 4/5 on goodreads is so funny. it’s like yeah that was pretty good, but i could do better.

[☀️ @altocumu]

@forpetalssake

[☀️ @altocumu]

@forpetalssake these old ones i saw a while ago

[Chuu 3 @Chuu4Lenin]

Me on election night watching my 30 illegal Jill Stein ballots roll in

[Primus⑥ 🥷🏾 @cr1sco_]

Man FUCK 🤦🏽‍♂️