chloé

i like what i represent, my anger comes at my expense

[chloé @altostrxtus]

every single time i open my car windows during lunch at work to try to avoid running my ac a bee flies in

[chloé @altostrxtus]

i’m so tired or bringing my phone charger places and then forgetting it why am i LIKE this

[chloé @altostrxtus]

someone needs to stop me from buying the halloween pilsbury cookies because i will eat an entire box at one time

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Never thought Dolly Parton would pass. Legitimately thought this was how she was moving

[chloé @altostrxtus]

mind you this is a completely average healthy sized woman but there are so many unbelievably frail women in the media rn that even i have to remind myself when i see it that THIS is normal

[Море Ясности 🕊 @_OneLostDay]

Боже, храни женщин, которые ещё едят.

[chloé @altostrxtus]

i absolutely can’t shop for clothes in person anymore bc wtf are you all wearing :(

[ember loves bay ridge @embernic]

Just tried my annual olive. Sorry to report that the answer is still no. Please check back next year.

[chloé @altostrxtus]

yo since when does he look like that lmfao

[ROCKY @X_Rockypics]

James Franco and Izabel Pakzad soaking up the Italian sunshine in style!

[des @movieswithdes]

what the fuck you mean my ice princesses are both gone

[chloé @altostrxtus]

@BAD_BRATgrl3000 omg thank you!

[chloé @altostrxtus]

happy birthday to me

[chloé @altostrxtus]

@BAD_BRATgrl3000 the only time i get a pint is when i have this exact intention

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[chloé @altostrxtus]

real feel is 110 maybe i do prefer winter

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

does anyone know if i took my meds

[chloé @altostrxtus]

i hate it when people ask me what i’ve been up to. WORK. i’ve been at work like a fucking loser okay

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[chloé @altostrxtus]

actually every single famous person is annoying af

[chloé @altostrxtus]

@pozishuns is this your response every time you make an extremely uneducated statement😭