rawr🧟‍♀️

medically diagnosed misandrist
#freethenips

[rawr🧟‍♀️ @altr__eg0]

@naijgf girl i need to see him again

[rawr🧟‍♀️ @altr__eg0]

mr money with the vibe rn
mr money with the vibe rn
mr money with the vibe rn
mr money with the vibe rn

[rawr🧟‍♀️ @altr__eg0]

@naijgf i need to call you my love

[mantha @samanthlogan_]

“Do you want a relationship or a situationship?”
bro I want a scholarship

[kaflesque @kafleva]

The thing about an afternoon nap is that you MUST wake up violently. There's no slow wake from slumber like in the mornings, you cannot take your time or you'll just sleep till kingdom come. It MUST be sudden and MUST be a complete awakening.

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

i love being out w a nigga and everybody keep telling me i’m so pretty, yeah remind this nigga he with the baddest bitch outttt

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

how it feels when people stand too close to me in line

[jenny @idcjenny]

do not fret
i will crack u in due time

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

all the food is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is my pussy

[isa @elisaposting]

girls be like "i needed this" and it's just a weekend of abusing substances with their best friends

[Chi @cheebabe_]

If I catch ini cash and his organizers, it’s on sight

With that rubbish they did yesterday where they left us all in the rain

[rawr🧟‍♀️ @altr__eg0]

I would actually hate to be someone who has fumbled me cause I just keep getting badder badder every second

[onyinye @scarysappho]

Can’t even explain the euphoria I felt as a Nigerian growing up and realising that eggs didn’t have to be boiled for 30 minutes until they were grey

[rawr🧟‍♀️ @altr__eg0]

my wig is slipping and everyone around me is lying to me that it’s not

[rawr🧟‍♀️ @altr__eg0]

@notp3lla okayy boomchikamodel

[rawr🧟‍♀️ @altr__eg0]

guys I’m high asf rn

[rawr🧟‍♀️ @altr__eg0]

I feel so betrayed everytime I leave the house without hand sanitizer

[rawr🧟‍♀️ @altr__eg0]

@fratgirlera genuinely

[rawr🧟‍♀️ @altr__eg0]

@notp3lla oh ok🧍‍♀️

[rawr🧟‍♀️ @altr__eg0]

@winithebish no cause I played aye on aux while on a first date once and my guy had no clue

I fear he never heard from me again