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This is twitter account of Bizarro World Congressman Chris Smith of New Jersey's 4th Congressional District.

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Oh darn, @RepChrisSmith didn’t like my edits. (PS the person who runs this account lives in your district so you should rethink this move.)

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Donald "Grab Em By The Pussy" Trump.
So Happy New Year @repchrissmith. You vacillate between useless lump and theocratic zealot & we in the 4th are fed up. 2018 will be the last year you get to claim to be our representative. Tonight we raise a glass to your upcoming retirement.

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megalomaniac, classist, ableist, incoherent, narcissistic, self-aggrandizing, ill-informed, transphobic, manipulative, crybaby, admittedly predatory, thin-skinned, compulsive liar, proud, lustful, greedy, envious, gluttonous, wrath-filled, sloth-like President,

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and NUMBER ONE- Because @repchrissmith is a spineless political coward who has his own personal agenda that's wildly out of step with the values here in the 4th district, he spent this year complicit in furthering the destructive GOP agenda & enabling our racist, authoritarian,

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makes sense once you realize that the only things the GOP ever has to offer suffering people are "thoughts and prayers."

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take the FEMA funds that currently go to rebuild homes, community centers, schools, and food pantries and instead put that money toward pews, hymnals and stained glass. This blatant violation of the separation of church & state just shows where Smith's priorities lie, but it

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NUMBER TWO- @repchrissmith wrote a bill- and got it passed in the House- to use federal tax dollars to build churches and other houses of worship. Disguised in a Hurricane Relief bill, Smith took advantage of suffering people who were victims of this year's natural disasters to

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his constituents. #noshowsmith just kept on no-showing. At least we got a catchy tune out of it.
https://t.co/UxYuZOgpst

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NUMBER THREE- @repchrissmith ignored invitations to no less than 3 constituent-led town halls- February, April, and July- in 2017. Once again, every single Congressional recess in 2017 came and went without Smith showing his face in a public forum in the 4th district to face

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an Op-Ed in the @AsburyParkPress, and in an added twist, sent a copy of the same letter to her house to make sure that she saw it. (Classy move, Christopher. Super classy.)

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NUMBER FOUR- @repchrissmith refused to let a constituent entry to a fundraiser, even though she paid for a ticket, because she is an outspoken critic of his.Then he used one of her personal blog entries about sexual assault in a fundraising letter to supporters, referenced it in

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of the House to scrap the partisan sham and recommit to a bipartisan tax bill. This is the "leadership" that 37 years in Congress gets the residents of CD-4 and New Jersey.

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NUMBER FIVE- The #GOPTaxScam..... see number 6. @repchrissmith made his intended No vote known a bit earlier, but the vote passed anyway as Smith knew full well that it would. That's why he didn't lift a single finger to fight for New Jerseyans by influencing his fellow members

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who knew full well that he had the votes to pass the house version anyway. WHO'S A GOOD BOY??! WHO'S A GOOD BOY, CHRISTOPHER? You are. You are.

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NUMBER SIX- @repchrissmith kept his no vote on the AHCA under wraps until the very last minute. Despite hundreds of calls, emails, faxes, and visits to Smith's offices in NJ and DC, Smith didn't say peep about the AHCA until he had been given his Hall Pass from Speaker Ryan

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swastika tattoos approached those same constituents (many of whom are of the Jewish faith) but that strongly worded paragraph on your website will keep everyone safe, won't it Christopher?

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protested this insufficient response, he managed to up it to a one-paragraph press release. Sure, a man in a Jeep shouted white power while speeding toward the people holding a vigil outside your office, and a man with

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NUMBER SEVEN- After white supremacists marching in Charlottesville, VA murdered a woman, and the President spoke admirably about good people "on 13. both sides," @repchrissmith only managed to squeak out one half-assed tweet calling for "reconciliation." After constituents

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NUMBER EIGHT- @repchrissmith voted to make it easier for mentally-ill veterans to get their hands on firearms. We don't even have a smart-ass comment to make about this astonishing move. If you need help, the Veterans Crisis Line is 800-273-8255 or you can text 828355.

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Must be nice to be in that Cool Kids Club.