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Derek Chauvin was unjustly convicted of murder, therefore he should be freed.
The facts show that he was not the cause of death, nor did he at any time intend for a death to occur. Whatever else he may be, he is not a murderer.
That is the truth.
I dont own a Tesla, but this is what grok said about this.
If your software is outdated, update for the latest profiles and smoothness.Tesla FSD (Supervised) speed profiles let you tune how aggressively the system drives relative to speed limits, traffic flow, and lane behavior. As of mid-2026 (FSD v14+), there are five discrete profiles with no fine-grained manual mph/kph offset like older Autopilot versions.notateslaapp.comCurrent profiles (switch via right scroll wheel or center screen while driving):
Sloth: Drives under the speed limit with very conservative lane choices. Default for new FSD users/vehicles; ideal for cities, school zones, or nervous https://t.co/JDdEdTdHiL
Chill: Near/at or ~+2 mph over limit, stays in slower lanes, minimal lane changes. Good for relaxed commuting but can feel too slow in fast https://t.co/rQveUGKQCV
Standard: Matches traffic flow (often +5–15+ mph over limit depending on conditions). Balanced default for most driving.notateslaapp.comHurry: Faster with more frequent lane changes and assertive passing.
Mad Max: Most aggressive—highest speeds and lane activity.notateslaapp.comHow to tune:Scroll the right steering wheel button up/down to cycle profiles on the fly (this replaced precise scroll-wheel speed offsets in recent updates).
Your in-car Driver Profile (assertiveness setting) influences max speeds across profiles—the more assertive, the higher it tends to go.
Profiles now apply more broadly (highways + many city roads ≥50 mph).
Tap the accelerator to temporarily go faster (may auto-switch profiles).
Check Controls > Self-Driving for any remaining speed offset or cap options (availability varies by software version).youtube.comMany owners report the gap between Chill and Standard is still too wide (exactly the issue in the McPherson post), leading to tickets or frustration. Tesla AI (Ashok Elluswamy) has acknowledged feedback and is actively iterating—speed behavior improves with each v14.x release via better neural net training on real-world data.@ICannot_EnoughTips:Pair with your navigation route and traffic conditions—FSD considers surrounding flow more in newer versions.
For strict speed-limit adherence, use Sloth/Chill and monitor in work zones (FSD may miss temporary signs).
Profiles persist across drives but you can always override.
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1. Save $3K-$5K you're willing to lose as tuition
2. Paper trade for 30 days
3. Choose 5 quality stocks you'd own forever (TSLA, NVDA, IREN)
4. Only sell puts when IV < 50%
5. Enter on red days - RSI <50
6. Sell 30-day options for 5% return
7. Set alerts, don't watch the screen
8. Close at 50% profit
9. If assigned, sell covered calls
10. Repeat 3x per month for 10-15% monthly returns
This is the exact system. No fluff.