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@3amwounds_ @YKoluwaseun9 There's always one unfortunate simp who will stoop so low to settle for that overused toto all in the name of marriage.

[Aluko Dotcom @aluko_dotcom]

@YKoluwaseun9 With their overused pûssÿs, why won't they be humble?

[Aluko Dotcom @aluko_dotcom]

@instablog9ja He is not your boyfriend anymore, he is gone.

[Aluko Dotcom @aluko_dotcom]

@VivianRora No wonder you are so phat

[Vivian Ifeoma @VivianIfeomaOj]

I went on a date with this Northern guy at Domino’s. He bought pizza.
I took one slice, then another, and before I could reach for a third, this man calmly closed the box, packaged it, walked to his car, and dropped it off.

Then he came back for us to continue our conversation🤦🏽‍♀️

[Aluko Dotcom @aluko_dotcom]

@micah_chinedu @9jaToriBurst @YKoluwaseun9 No strippers in Nigeria yet.
That should be Georgia 🇬🇪.

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@YKoluwaseun9 @TonyCruze10 E no soft at all.

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@zaddyswanky Perfume or dildo vendor?

[Aluko Dotcom @aluko_dotcom]

@NeonAdejo Amen

[NEON ADEJO @NeonAdejo]

IF YOU SEE THIS, YOU ARE THE ONE I’M PRAYING FOR:

Before the end of July, may God send someone into your life as the answer to a secret prayer. 🙏

The kind of connection that shifts your story and announces your next level.

Your feet will not fail, they will carry you boldly into your testimony.

Type AMEN if this is for you.
#Amen

[Rain ☔️ @mattybnks1]

@erigganewmoney I’m already doing it for 0$

[Kaiser Kunle @heyitskunle]

@dammiedammie35 See how L and R are just fighting royal rumble 😂

[Aluko Dotcom @aluko_dotcom]

@dammiedammie35 Red frag, sarary, village champion.

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@Ucha_nma All of them usually have big dîçk.

[𝐄𝐋𝐈 𝐉𝐀𝐄 @Elijaemusic]

STGS, the Album you need to set the mood. Listen Now!

[Aluko Dotcom @aluko_dotcom]

@AWholeSalmanPR Only possible with Simps.

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@abigailabigaba1 Blame your wrong choice of men

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@Mazitundeeednut Dey play

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@kenny_miss001 As if you are different, abeg shift.

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@yabaleftonline Desperate old woman.