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I don’t tweet or post *A LOT* of the time.

[Noah (Sophist) @SophistEevee]

Happy 4th of July!!

[bort @tacobort]

Oh my godddd I’m jerking my fruiting body oh my god I’m gonna spore

[ShinRegis 🥜 @ShinRegis117]

Is this the real Arbiter?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[Jared @funyjared]

@japan_nobunaga @ThreeGreen21 “Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.”

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[uber♨️ @rebuuber]

doing the "scrolling past lewd image in public but keeping the like button in view to tap it" tech, then failing the dexterity check and getting full blasted with half-naked anime women while on the bus

[Coffee @instamixcoffee]

"put the SQUARE IN THE FUCKING SQUARE HOLE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!" 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[ちず-Chizu(sub) @ChizuCheese88]

i hope you guys like my lacrimosa because it's my first official promo cosplay⸜( ˶'ᵕ'˶)⸝ it would mean a lot to me if you guys reposted it 💕

[Jusagi 🎲💭⏳🗿 @JusagiChan]

even if you think you're talentless, hard work overcomes that deficit every time. You'll get 1% better every time you finish a piece and one day you'll be surprised how much better you've gotten

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

bro is the tormented one. bro is the bearer of the curse. bro is the anguishing vessel. bro is doomed by the narrative. bro is fucked.

[Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson @MarTheMortal]

HItting this pose before I go on a seven game losing streak

[Tryangle @tryanglefor]

Better shoulders start with simple lines ✍️
Flow > random anatomy.
Save this

[PLGR @PluviumG]

They mean well, but these are genuinely not good advise esp for beginners. You should try things out and decide what you like before being pigeonholed into a workflow without personally experiencing it.