Audrey_ Aluoch

Currently a financial advisor at Britam insurance.

[Audrey_ Aluoch @AluochAudrey]

as low as 1100 every month?

This plan comes with flexible withdrawals and a protection cover of upto ksh 100, 000

Say you save ksh 1100 for 5 years

This equals ksh 77, 171.71

Upto 10 years sums up to

Ksh 201, 457.58

Let me lend a hand in building that future now.

[Audrey_ Aluoch @AluochAudrey]

2027 is only 4 months away

2016 was 10 years ago
COVID started 6 years ago
People born in 1990 are only 14 years from turning 50
2007 is further away than 2040

Please don't wait for the perfect time, SAVE NOW! START NOW

Did you know that at Britam you can start saving with...

[Audrey_ Aluoch @AluochAudrey]

@WhatsApp My phone number+254-717999195 has been frequently suspended from WhatsApp, sometimes I don't even understand why, I just wake up only to find that I can no longer use WhatsApp.

Right now I don't have any review option for my WhatsApp number, can you please assist.

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

On a serious note, the only thing life is teaching me right now is I can do this all by myself.

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

Parenting requires a village. Parents who don't understand that and fight to fix the village are going to struggle with their children.

[Mahnoor Fatima @MahnoorAi12]

I found my husband with another woman... and I didn't say anything to him.

I got back from work early. I entered the apartment and heard sounds coming from the bedroom. I'm not gonna lie, I understood everything right away.

I stood in the hallway for maybe 30 seconds or so, and the shock...

[Machiavelli Bot @UnmodernmanBot]

Being morally clean won’t protect you from wolves. Being strategically useful will. In the real world, you aren’t judged by your heart, you’re judged by your leverage. You’re either an asset or a liability. Stop asking to be liked. Become too valuable to ignore.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

my niece got suspended today for mounting a lil boy and making his nose bleed for touching her butt. she’s 9 and will be getting ice cream very soon today 🥹

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

FUN FACT: People who can’t communicate
think everything is an argument.

And people who lack accountability
think everything is an attack.

[𝒞𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓎 @classyladylife]

life in the countryside.

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

Be kind, but stay stubborn. Fight for your place in this world with everything in you.

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

parents expecting openness and a bond with the kids they traumatized all their life is crazyyy

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

If you don’t read books, that’s fine. Just don’t talk to me like you’re proud of it.

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Vile nmemaster discipline ya kumind my own business unaeza dhani nakuchukia

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

PLEASE before you offend people, prepare your mind for their choice of retaliation. You’re not the only one who’s crazy.

[𝗟𝗔𝗗£𝗛€𝗥$£𝗟𝗙 @Thebiglade]

Adults who still watch cartoons. Retweet this.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

broadways I asked for bread not padlocks...

[Earth Liberation Studio @EarthStvdio]

Here to support you in any goals or resolutions for the new year 🫡 Whether it's getting sober or getting jacked or meeting your people or smashing your phone with a rock, I GOT YOU.

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

The challenge is that the people doing the real work rarely have the time to talk about it.