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@TODAYshow people need to LIGHTEN UP. You could clearly see the spiders were protected and @karlstefanovic was NOT spraying them directly

[CommBank Socceroos @Socceroos]

Re-tweet if you enjoyed that #Australia! #GoSocceroos #Brazil2014

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@DavidCampbell73 'Kash'

[9News Sydney @9NewsSyd]

Amazing photo! RT @tomsteinfort: Great shot from my cameraman @news_camo of the impending storm at Bondi. http://t.co/3gFLIk34

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@Ladyjmo
@mrpercivalrocks is so tall it could've been #titknee

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@Rove THANK YOU yes we did it!
Made my birthday! You're the best!!
😘

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@nolanjourno @9NewsSyd maybe when laws are toughened & the parents of these hooligan kids start getting arrested as well #ZeroTolerance

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@senorwinces what's impressive about you Señor ?

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@lonelyplanet the historic clocktower in the heart of #Sydney (as seen from the #Westin Hotel)
Simply stunning! #lp

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@GossipAssassin @nypost
What?? How is that even physically possible ?

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@thetodayshow cannot believe these kids today! Lighting fires in Western Sydney? Charge them and their parents. Zero tolerance.

[Airlie Walsh @AirlieWalsh]

To police, paramedics, fireys and volunteers helping serve and protect us today, right across this great country, THANK YOU. #heatwave

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@GossipAssassin @pagesix
here comes the next big hit !!

[Tara Rae Moss @Tara_Moss]

NSW Gov is opening up national parks to amateur hunters as young as 12. Please Keep Guns Out Of Our National Parks: http://t.co/8xLFo2qT

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@rove we spend hours doing this:
👩 👦 👀 👀 😮🔫
👗👜 👕 👃 👃 🏃🐂
👠👠 👖 👅 👄 🚶💨
👟👟

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@Ladyjmo Here's the sign to end all signs... It's a town in Austria

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@Rove done. I accept celeb tweets, plane tix to anywhere & invites to comedy talk shows.Perhaps surprise me & combine all 3 Oprah style!

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@Rove my birthday is January 12.
Will you remember that or should I send a reminder?

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Unfortunate order in the twitter newsfeed featuring @Ladyjmo and French sperm counts

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C'mon @Rove !
It's a good old fashioned Aussie bikkie tin!! Has to count for something.
Screw the sauce bottle
#FairSuckOfTheSurf I say!